0||0|1914|0|yes 0|0|0|||1||song%2C etc.%2C 2006.10.13|Gryphon||13:49:26|10/13/2006|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Oct-13-06 AT 02:03 PM (EDT)]%5Bsmall%5D%26l%3BSome songs-of-the-day are serious reflections on a character or scene I%27m working with. This... is not one of those.%26r%3B%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AI am the Emperor of the Highway%0D%0AI wield the Universal Will%0D%0AOne might chance to overlook my divineness%0D%0AUnless I%27m sitting in the imperial Poupe de Ville%0D%0A%0D%0AI am the Emperor of the Highway%0D%0AStrapped with foolish mortals such as these%0D%0AI need never indicate my intentions%0D%0AI can stop and go and turn just as I please%0D%0AFor I am the Emperor of the Highway%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bi%5DHold%21 Methinks that thou hast driven too far%21%0D%0AI am the Royal Prince of Foreign Sports Cars%0D%0ABetter that I should drive a wheelchair or job%0D%0AThan to be blown off by a regal road hog%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AI am the Emperor of the Highway%0D%0A%5Bi%5DWhere did you ever find that gas-sucking pig of a car%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0AThis time%2C my friend%2C you are outclassed%0D%0A%5Bi%5DAny real man would drive a stick shift%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0AFor my uncle is the Duke of the State Police%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCut me off again and I will punch your lights out%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0AAnd he will place his royal boot upon your ass%0D%0A%5Bi%5DThis is my exit - we shall meet another day%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0ADon%27t forget who%27s Emperor of the Highway%0D%0AFor I am the Emperor of the Highway%21%0D%0A%0D%0A - Todd Rundgren%0D%0A%22Emperor of the Highway%22%0D%0A%5Bi%5DThe Ever Popular Tortured Artist Effect%5B%2Fi%5D %281983%29