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0|0|0|||1||audio tease%3A S5M6|Gryphon||20:29:36|08/26/2013|It%27s a ringtone on Corwin%27s omni-tool%27s phone app.  Who could be calling%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Blink%3Awww.eyrie-productions.com%2FUF%2FAUDIO%2Fcr-wwry.mp3%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2FGFX%2Faudio.png%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
1|1|0|||1||RE%3A audio tease%3A S5M6|Mercutio||20:51:25|08/26/2013|It seems like the ringtone indicating Toph should be some sort of warning klaxon%2C you know%2C like the ones for natural disasters or air raids. Something to let Corwin and all people Corwin-adjacent know that they%27d better fuckin%27 strap in and make sure all their insurance is up to date.%0D%0A%0D%0A-Merc%0D%0AKeep Rat
2|2|1|||1||RE%3A audio tease%3A S5M6|pjmoyer||21:20:57|08/26/2013|%22What do you mean%2C %27Toph Beifong approaching%21%27 %3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--- Philip%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%223%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D2 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%0D%0A%5Btr%5D%5Btd width%3D%2265%22%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie.org%2F%7Eaerianne%2Ffoth.img%2Fgaia_ser_philip_saber.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%0D%0A%5Btd%5D%5Bfont color%3D%22%230000dd%22%5DPhilip J. Moyer%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22%230000aa%22 size%3D-2%5DContributing Writer%2C Editor and Artist %28and Moderator%29 -- Eyrie Productions%2C Unlimited%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22%230000aa%22 size%3D-2%5DCEO of MTS%2C High Poobah Of Artwork%2C and High Priest Of the Church Of Aerianne -- Magnetic Terrapin Studios%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22%230044aa%22 size%3D-1%5D%5Bi%5D%22Insert Pithy Comment Here%22%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd width%3D%2265%22%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie.org%2F%7Eaerianne%2Ffoth.img%2Fgaia_aeri_coat_sword.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%0D%0A%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%223%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D1 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D
3|3|2|||1||RE%3A audio tease%3A S5M6|Gryphon||21:24:33|08/26/2013|%3E%22What do you mean%2C %27Toph Beifong approaching%21%27 %3F%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A%22Dispatch War Rocket Ajax to evacuate the able-bodied young men.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
7|4|3|||||RE%3A audio tease%3A S5M6|Bushido||10:36:15|08/27/2013|I%27m laughing so hard I woke up a roommate and scared the cat.
8|5|7|||1||RE%3A audio tease%3A S5M6|twipper||12:27:42|08/27/2013|I didn%27t wake up the cat%2C but I did get some funny looks from the nuke science grad students in the hallway...%0D%0A%0D%0ABrian
4|1|0|||1||RE%3A audio tease%3A S5M6|Nathan||22:50:54|08/26/2013|Lynn Minmei%2C Goddess Of Rock.%0D%0A%0D%0A-----%0D%0A%0D%0A%22V%2C did you do something foolish%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Yes%2C and it was %5Bi%5Dglorious%5B%2Fi%5D.%22
5|1|0|||||RE%3A audio tease%3A S5M6|BeardedFerret||04:08:06|08/27/2013|The Horta ambassador to Zeta Cygni. 
6|2|5|||1||RE%3A audio tease%3A S5M6|Mephron||09:53:09|08/27/2013|%3EThe Horta ambassador to Zeta Cygni. %0D%0A%0D%0AI%27m pretty sure that is not the ringtone when the Honored Ambassador from Janus VI%2C when a certain interfering Gallifreyan needs to chat with him.%0D%0A%0D%0AThat would be a quote from Dr. Seuss%2C of course.%0D%0A%0D%0A%28The joke is left for you to work out.%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AGeoff Depew - Darth Mephron%0D%0AHaberdasher to Androids%2C Dark Lord of Sith Tech Support.%0D%0A%22And Remember%21  Google is your Friend%21%21%22
9|3|6|||||RE%3A audio tease%3A S5M6|TheOtherSean||23:29:39|08/27/2013|%3EI%27m pretty sure that is not the ringtone when the Honored Ambassador from Janus%0D%0A%3EVI%2C when a certain interfering Gallifreyan needs to chat with him.%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EThat would be a quote from Dr. Seuss%2C of course.%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%28The joke is left for you to work out.%29%0D%0A%0D%0AIt only took 5 seconds to figure out%2C but the groaning took many times longer.%0D%0A