13||0|4187|2| 0|0|0|||||It occurs to me to ask...|Zemyla||14:40:40|10/01/2014|With all the bands running around%2C where are the villains%27 bands%3F Because their taste in music hardly ever shows up in the story %28except for Ragulin%2C but his was the entire point%29.%0D%0A%0D%0AThe only other time I remember it brought up was in Valiant Rose%2C where Sheridan quietly enjoyed the music in the Goldfish Warning%2C but that was to show that he wasn%27t a bad person%2C just on the wrong side.%0D%0A%0D%0AIs it wrong that I want to see the Magnificent Ten rocking a stage %28with actual good music%29 as part of their schemes%3F Or maybe a Battle of the Bands with the fate of a world at stake%3F 1|1|0|||1||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|pjmoyer||15:53:32|10/01/2014|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Oct-01-14 AT 10:20 PM (EDT) by Gryphon (admin)]%3EIs it wrong that I want to see the Magnificent Ten rocking a stage %0D%0A%3E%28with actual good music%29 as part of their schemes%3F Or maybe a Battle %0D%0A%3Eof the Bands with the fate of a world at stake%3F %0D%0A%0D%0AYou just described %5Bi%5D%5Blink%3Awww.doublefine.com%2Fbrutallegend%2F%7CBr%C3%BCtal%5D %5Blink%3Aen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FBr%25C3%25BCtal_Legend%7CLegend%5D%5B%2Fi%5D. Which is not a bad thing%21 Though I don%27t think it%27d quite fit in UF%27s mileau...%0D%0A%0D%0A--- Philip%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5D%22What%27s next%3F A surprise performance by %5Bi%5DCold Slither%5B%2Fi%5D%3F%22%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%223%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D2 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%0D%0A%5Btr%5D%5Btd width%3D%2265%22%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie.org%2F%7Eaerianne%2Ffoth.img%2Fgaia_ser_philip_saber.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%0D%0A%5Btd%5D%5Bfont color%3D%22%230000dd%22%5DPhilip J. Moyer%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22%230000aa%22 size%3D-2%5DContributing Writer%2C Editor and Artist %28and Moderator%29 -- Eyrie Productions%2C Unlimited%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22%230000aa%22 size%3D-2%5DCEO of MTS%2C High Poobah Of Artwork%2C and High Priest Of the Church Of Aerianne -- Magnetic Terrapin Studios%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22%230044aa%22 size%3D-1%5D%5Bi%5D%22Insert Pithy Comment Here%22%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22%230044aa%22 size%3D-1%5D%5Bi%5D%5Blink%3Amagnetic-terp-input.tumblr.com%7CFandoms%5D%5B%2Fi%5D -- %5Bi%5D%5Blink%3Amagnetic-terp-output.tumblr.com%7CFanart%5D%5B%2Fi%5D -- %5Bi%5D%5Blink%3Amagnetic-terp-converse.tumblr.com%7CFan Meta Discussions%5D%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%0D%0A%5Btd width%3D%2265%22%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie.org%2F%7Eaerianne%2Ffoth.img%2Fgaia_aeri_coat_sword.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%0D%0A%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%223%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D1 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D 2|1|0|||1||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|Gryphon||22:20:07|10/01/2014|Now Trigon opened up his case and he said%2C %22Now%2C don%27t go far.%22%0D%0ABlack lightning flew from his fingertips as he tuned up his guitar%0D%0AAnd he plugged his axe into his amp and it made an evil hiss%0D%0AThen a band of demons joined on in and it sounded something like this%3A%0D%0A%0D%0AWhen Trigon finished%2C Kaitlyn said%2C %22Well%2C you%27re pretty good%2C old son%2C%0D%0ABut sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it%27s done.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 3|2|2|||1||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|Terminus Est||22:23:48|10/01/2014|This is either facepalm-worthy or an epic battle in the making.%0D%0A%0D%0APossibly both at once. 5|2|2|||||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|MuninsFire||01:15:06|10/02/2014|%3ENow Trigon opened up his case and he said%2C %22Now%2C don%27t go far.%22 %0D%0A%3EBlack lightning flew from his fingertips as he tuned up his guitar %0D%0A%3EAnd he plugged his axe into his amp and it made an evil hiss %0D%0A%3EThen a band of demons joined on in and it sounded something like this%3A %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EWhen Trigon finished%2C Kaitlyn said%2C %22Well%2C you%27re pretty good%2C old %0D%0A%3Eson%2C %0D%0A%3EBut sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it%27s %0D%0A%3Edone.%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A...Ok%2C I kind of had to. It got into my head. With apologies to C. Daniels and Gryphon%3A%0D%0A%0D%0AA demon came up to Asgaard%0D%0AWho had been feelin%27 really mean%3B%0D%0AHe%27d been feelin%27 low so he had to go %0D%0AUp top there to make a scene.%0D%0AHe came across this young girl shredding on a Strat and playin%27 it sweet%0D%0ASo the demon spied from his hellish ride%2C shouting %22Well howdy there%2C fresh meat%21%0D%0AI guess you didn%27t know it%2C but I%27m a guitar player too%0D%0AAnd if you ain%27t afeared of somethin%27 wierd I%27ll make a bet with you%3A%0D%0AYou shred a pretty mean line%2C my lass%2C but give this demon his due%3B%0D%0AI%27ll bet this Stratocaster to be your master %27cuz I think I%27m better%27n you.%22%0D%0A%0D%0AThe girl whose name was Kaitlin didn%27t turn a hair in dread%2C %0D%0ABut she set her axe down in the grass%2C cooly stared%2C and nodded her head.%0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C Katy%2C tune your axe up good and crank the amp up high%3B%0D%0AFor Trigon%27s come from Muspelheim%2C the man who wouldn%27t die%3B%0D%0AAnd if you win you get a bright new shiny stratocaster%3B%0D%0ABut if you lose the demon is your master....%0D%0A%0D%0ANow Trigon opened up his case and he said%2C %22Now%2C don%27t go far.%22%0D%0ABlack lightning flew from his fingertips as he tuned up his guitar%0D%0AAnd he plugged his axe into his amp and it made an evil hiss%0D%0AThen a band of demons joined on in and it sounded something like this%3A%0D%0A%0D%0A%5BInsert awesome riffs here%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AWhen Trigon finished%2C Kaitlyn said%2C %22Well%2C you%27re pretty good%2C old son%2C%0D%0ABut sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it%27s done.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Sweet Child o%27 Mine%22 %22Stairway to Heaven%22%0D%0APlayin%27 six strings just like they were seven%3B%0D%0A%22Highway star%22 but turned kinda metal%3B%0D%0AAnd then %22Sympathy for the Devil%22%0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C Trigon bowed his head because he knew that he%27d been beat%3B %0D%0AAnd laid that slick new Stratocaster down by Kaitlin%27s feet.%0D%0AKaty said%2C %22Trigon%2C just come on back if you think you%27ve got the guts%3B%0D%0AFor the Duelists can%2C both woman and man%2C all kick your musical butts.%22%0D%0AAnd she played%2C%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Sweet Child o%27 Mine%22 %22Stairway to Heaven%22%0D%0APlayin%27 six strings just like they were seven%3B%0D%0A%22Highway star%22 but turned kinda metal%3B%0D%0AAnd then %22Sympathy for the Devil%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A 6|3|5|||1||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|Gryphon||01:48:58|10/02/2014|I do not wish to disparage your efforts%3B however%2C Kaitlyn wishes me to note for the record that%0D%0A%0D%0Aa%29 She already %5Bi%5Dhas%5B%2Fi%5D a Stratocaster and would be unlikely to risk her mortal%28%3F%29 soul for another one %28though for internal rhyme purposes%2C one supposes you kind of had to - %22I%27ll bet this %5Blink%3Awww2.gibson.com%2FProducts%2FElectric-Guitars%2FLes-Paul%2FGibson-Custom%2F1957-Les-Paul-Goldtop-Reissue.aspx%7Ccustom lefty %2757 Goldtop Les Paul%5D%22 doesn%27t scan %5Bi%5Dor%5B%2Fi%5D rhyme with anything useful.%29%0D%0A%0D%0Ab%29 %22Sweet Child o%27 Mine%22%3F Seriously%2C dude%3F Again%2C I%27ll give you %22Stairway to Heaven%22 because you had to make the rhyme work%2C though I should think you could%27ve gotten something happening with %22Sultans of Swing%22 and %22string%22 there%2C but%2C I mean...%0D%0A%0D%0A%3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 7|4|6|||||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|MuninsFire||02:04:19|10/02/2014|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Oct-02-14 AT 02:05 AM (EDT)]%3EI do not wish to disparage your efforts%3B however%2C Kaitlyn wishes me to %0D%0A%3Enote for the record that %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3Ea%29 She already %5Bi%5Dhas%5B%2Fi%5D a Stratocaster and would be unlikely to risk %0D%0A%3Eher mortal%28%3F%29 soul for another one %28though for internal rhyme %0D%0A%3Epurposes%2C one supposes you kind of had to - %22I%27ll bet this %0D%0A%3E%5Blink%3Awww2.gibson.com%2FProducts%2FElectric-Guitars%2FLes-Paul%2FGibson-Custom%2F1957-Les-Paul-Goldtop-Reissue.aspx%7Ccustom lefty %2757 Goldtop Les Paul%5D%22 doesn%27t scan %5Bi%5Dor%5B%2Fi%5D rhyme with %0D%0A%3Eanything useful.%29 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3Eb%29 %22Sweet Child o%27 Mine%22%3F Seriously%2C dude%3F Again%2C I%27ll give you %0D%0A%3E%22Stairway to Heaven%22 because you had to make the rhyme work%2C though I %0D%0A%3Eshould think you could%27ve gotten something happening with %22Sultans of %0D%0A%3ESwing%22 and %22string%22 there%2C but%2C I mean... %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%3A%29 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AHey%2C by the time it becomes a song%2C any such incident would be folklore and%2C as such%2C the details would end up being changed a bit. And %22battle of the Strats%22 does kind of have a resonance in it%3B that way%2C the battle%27s one of skill%2C not of one club%27s favorite instrument over another.%0D%0A%0D%0AAnd yeah%2C %27Sweet Child o%27 Mine%27 is perhaps a bit weak in context. So...%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Stairway to Heaven%22 and %22Sultans of Swing%22%0D%0ALayin%27 it down hard with all six strings%3B%0D%0A%22Highway star%22 but turned kinda metal%3B%0D%0AAnd then %22Sympathy for the Devil%22%0D%0A%0D%0A...howzat%3F 13|3|5|||||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|Bushido||12:59:00|10/06/2014|Steve Ouimette%27s Speed Metal cover of The Devil Went Down To Georgia %28from Guitar Hero 3%29 is probably the closest we%27ll ever get to hearing this in real life. http%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FYlaicBjFfVc 4|1|0|||||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|mdg1||22:37:18|10/01/2014|Well%2C there are a few problems.%0D%0A%0D%0A1. HYDRA hasn%27t been the same since that abortive %22Cold Slither%22 experiment.%0D%0A2. Akio keeps setting his villainous harpsichord on fire by accident.%0D%0A3. And the Mekon actually prefer polka.%0D%0A%0D%0AThat being said%2C Surtur actually has a box reserved at every Metalpocalypse concert. 8|2|4|||||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|Zemyla||03:41:15|10/02/2014|%3E1. HYDRA hasn%27t been the same since that abortive %22Cold Slither%22 experiment.%0D%0A%0D%0AThank you%21 Cold Slither was one of the first things that came to my head%2C but I wasn%27t sure who would do it in UF. 9|3|8|||||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|mdg1||05:59:05|10/02/2014|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Oct-02-14 AT 06:00 AM (EDT)]You%27re welcome. GI JOE has sort of been absorbed into the Salusian forces%2C so I figured one good serpent-themed terrorist organization deserves another%2C and Gryph has never used Kobra.%0D%0A%0D%0A%28There%27s actually precedent%2C since GI JOE started out as a SHIELD spinoff called FURY FORCE%2C back in the day%29.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bfont size%3D1%5DBaron Strucker once went undercover as a dentist%2C but refuses to explain why he occasionally shouts %22HY-DRA-LALALALALALA%21%21%21%21%21%22 in his sleep.%5B%2Ffont%5D 10|1|0|||||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|Ladegard||12:10:34|10/03/2014|On the topic of villain bands%2C allow me to present the ever overlooked %0D%0A%5Blink%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiYrKYETorM8%7CMegabyte%5D. 11|2|10|||||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|Proginoskes||17:17:49|10/03/2014|Your link is mangled. Is %5Blink%3Awww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiYrKYETorM8%7Cthis%5D what you meant%3F %28%22I%27ve always wanted to do that.%22%29 12|3|11|||||RE%3A It occurs to me to ask...|Ladegard||18:47:53|10/03/2014|Strange%2C it%27s working just fine for me. And yes%2C that is what I meant.