42||0|5416|0| 0|0|0|||1||%28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||20:58:12|07/10/2015|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2FUF%2FFI%2FOOTR%2FGFX%2Fiona-passport.png%0D%0A%0D%0ASome of the information in Iona%27s passport may not be strictly accurate.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 1|1|0|||||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|CdrMike||21:11:00|07/10/2015|%3ESome of the information in Iona%27s passport may not be strictly %0D%0A%3Eaccurate. %0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C she is human...ish. 11|2|1|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Peter Eng||05:12:04|07/11/2015|%3E%3ESome of the information in Iona%27s passport may not be strictly %0D%0A%3E%3Eaccurate. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EWell%2C she is human...ish. %0D%0A%0D%0ANot like minor %22errors%22 in Zeta Cygni passports are something new%2C either.%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AInsert humorous comment here. 3|1|0|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Nova Floresca||21:19:50|07/10/2015|%3ESpecies%3A Human%0D%0A%0D%0AIs there any kind of special flag in the RZC database to tell allies%2A %22don%27t worry%2C it%27s cool%22 when a biometric scan doesn%27t match up properly %28or show any DNA whatsoever%2A%2A%29%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%2AI%27m assuming that if an enemy nation has questions about that%2C it%27s handled with a wad of either credits or corrosive torpedoes%2C as needed.%0D%0A%0D%0A%2A%2AI%27m sure the details of a Mental Model%27s construction could go deep into %22don%27t investigate this too closely%22 territory. The only question I%27d want to ask is%2C considering the Grey Goo contingency%2C how thoroughly does Customs search for stray nanomachines%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%22This is probably a stupid question%2C but . . .%22 4|2|3|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||21:31:38|07/10/2015|%3E%3ESpecies%3A Human%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EIs there any kind of special flag in the RZC database to tell allies%2A %0D%0A%3E%22don%27t worry%2C it%27s cool%22 when a biometric scan doesn%27t match up %0D%0A%3Eproperly %28or show any DNA whatsoever%2A%2A%29%3F %0D%0A%0D%0AYou may be underestimating the Fog%27s camouflage and%2For ELINT capabilities. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 5|3|4|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Nova Floresca||22:02:35|07/10/2015|%3EYou may be underestimating the Fog%27s camouflage and%2For ELINT %0D%0A%3Ecapabilities. %3A%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AThat%27s what I wasn%27t sure about- in the manga%2C none of the Mental Models who went ashore made it more than a few days before being discovered%2C but that was more because they chose cover identities slightly less effective then taking a bullhorn and shouting %22HI I%27M FROM THE FOG NICE TO MEET YOU%22.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22This is probably a stupid question%2C but . . .%22 6|4|5|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||22:06:53|07/10/2015|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-10-15 AT 10:07 PM (EDT)]%3EThat%27s what I wasn%27t sure about- in the manga%2C none of the Mental %0D%0A%3EModels who went ashore made it more than a few days before being %0D%0A%3Ediscovered%2C but that was more because they chose cover identities %0D%0A%3Eslightly less effective then taking a bullhorn and shouting %22HI I%27M %0D%0A%3EFROM THE FOG NICE TO MEET YOU%22. %0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C that%27s one of the perils of trying to go undercover when you don%27t have the slightest idea how to interact with... anyone. I mean%2C look at Takao%27s little trip to the bookstore early in the anime. The only reasons that worked at all were that a%29 it only took her a few minutes and b%29 Not Iona had the courtesy to wait until she left the store to troll her. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5D%28And Haruna and Kirishima... well%2C they%27re just idiots.%29%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 7|5|6|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Nova Floresca||22:09:55|07/10/2015|At least Hyuuga never made it ashore on an inhabited landmass%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%22This is probably a stupid question%2C but . . .%22 8|6|7|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||22:16:11|07/10/2015|%3EAt least Hyuuga never made it ashore on an inhabited landmass%3F %0D%0A%0D%0AAh%2C Hy%26%23363%3Bga. The crazy cat lady of the Fog.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 12|7|8|||||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|CdrMike||11:00:02|07/11/2015|%3EAh%2C Hy%C5%ABga. The crazy cat lady of the Fog. %0D%0A%0D%0AShe%27s turning out to be a rather complex character%2C at least in the manga. Doesn%27t seem so much crazy as someone who is trying to work through her feelings about being defeated by a human. 13|5|6|||||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|CdrMike||11:17:17|07/11/2015|%3EWell%2C that%27s one of the perils of trying to go undercover when you %0D%0A%3Edon%27t have the slightest idea how to interact with... anyone. I mean%2C %0D%0A%3Elook at Takao%27s little trip to the bookstore early in the anime. The %0D%0A%3Eonly reasons that worked at all were that a%29 it only took her a few %0D%0A%3Eminutes and b%29 Not Iona had the courtesy to wait until she left the %0D%0A%3Estore to troll her. %3A%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AGunzou%27s mother figured Takao out right from the start%2C but then again she%27s pretty much stated to be a fairly smart woman in her own right.%0D%0A%0D%0A%3E%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5D%28And Haruna and Kirishima... well%2C they%27re just %0D%0A%3Eidiots.%29%5B%2Ffont%5D %0D%0A%0D%0AHaruharu%27s problem is she has even more trouble expressing emotions than Kaga does%2C while Kirishima gets a pass because she%27s a chibi in a bear suit. %0D%0A%0D%0AOn the other hand%2C Zuikaku seems to have gone totally native%2C while we know that Yamato%27s alter-ego managed to pass for a good long while as human before she disappeared. And I-402 appears able to pass as human at least enough not to have tripped any alarms.%0D%0A 9|1|0|||||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|TsukaiStarburst||03:25:02|07/11/2015|There is such a big space between her eyes...%0D%0A%0D%0A%28yaaaaaaaaaaaay Iona%29 10|2|9|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||04:25:42|07/11/2015|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-15 AT 04:26 AM (EDT)]%3EThere is such a big space between her eyes... %0D%0A%0D%0ASudden%2C inescapable image of an unshaven and haggard Corwin bolting up from a table and shouting angrily%2C %22%5Bi%5DI didn%27t %5Bb%5Dbuild%5B%2Fb%5D the fucking thing%21%5B%2Fi%5D%22%0D%0A%0D%0AThat is surely a sign that I should%27ve been in bed%2C oh%2C three hours ago. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5DBesides%2C he would never call Iona a %22thing%22.%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 14|2|9|||||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Bushido||05:58:12|07/12/2015|DMV photos are the same the multi-verse over. 15|3|14|||||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Star Ranger4||17:45:45|07/12/2015|%3EDMV photos are the same the multi-verse over. %0D%0A%0D%0AFunny you should mention that... It had me suddenly thinking of the gag back in SoS 1 with Ed having to hack into the DMV for Utena during the retrieval of the package from boston%0D%0A 16|1|0|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||16:52:58|07/15/2015|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-15-15 AT 06:27 PM (EDT)]%22Iona%3F What do you make of this%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Scanning. Stand by. ... %5Bi%5DTenry%C5%AB%5B%2Fi%5D-class light cruiser %5Bi%5DTenry%C5%AB%5B%2Fi%5D. Displacement%3A 4%2C000 tons. Wave-motion compulsory conversion armor. Four 14-cm 50-caliber guns in single turrets%3B one 8-cm secondary gun%3B six 53.3-cm deck-mounted torpedo tubes. It has two twin-mount anti-aircraft lasers and the usual assortment of modular missile arrays and close combat systems. No submersion capability. Maximum speed 55 knots. Obsolete at the time of the original war. Threat level%3A minimal.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5DOH NO YOU DIDN%27T IONA%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 17|2|16|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Nova Floresca||17:11:04|07/15/2015|To be fair%2C the %5Bi%5DTenryuu-class%5B%2Fi%5D cruiser really %2Aisn%27t%2A much of a threat. Mental Model Tenryuu%2C on the other hand . . .%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5DCaptain%2C Tenryuu%27s Mental Model is standing on the hull trying to chop her way through the conning tower with a sword. Uh%2C correction%2C she%27s %2Asucceeding%2A- hull mass reduced by .025%25%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A%22This is probably a stupid question%2C but . . .%22 18|3|17|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||18:37:09|07/15/2015|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-15-15 AT 06:37 PM (EDT)]%3ETo be fair%2C the %5Bi%5DTenryuu-class%5B%2Fi%5D cruiser really %2Aisn%27t%2A much of a %0D%0A%3Ethreat. Mental Model Tenryuu%2C on the other hand . . . %0D%0A%0D%0ATrue%2C although to be %5Bi%5Dadditionally%5B%2Fi%5D fair%2C Iona wasn%27t factoring that possibility into her calculations. She%27s encountered very few other Fog ships in person at that point%2C and never another one with a Mental Model. She had rather assumed that she was anomalous in that regard.%0D%0A%0D%0A%28I am aware that%2C canonically%2C Fog ships smaller than heavy cruisers can%27t have their own Mental Models barring oddball exceptions like the %5Bi%5DI-400%5B%2Fi%5D class and %5Bi%5DU-2511%5B%2Fi%5D%3B I%27m just going to tell y%27all right now that I%27m not sticking to that rule%2C because then there would not be destroyers%2C %5Bi%5Dand what is the point of personified warships without destroyers%3F%21%5B%2Fi%5D %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 19|4|18|||||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|CdrMike||19:07:36|07/15/2015|%3E%28I am aware that%2C canonically%2C Fog ships smaller than heavy cruisers %0D%0A%3Ecan%27t have their own Mental Models barring oddball exceptions like the %0D%0A%3E%5Bi%5DI-400%5B%2Fi%5D class and %5Bi%5DU-2511%5B%2Fi%5D%3B I%27m just going to tell y%27all %0D%0A%3Eright now that I%27m not sticking to that rule%2C because then there would %0D%0A%3Enot be destroyers%2C %5Bi%5Dand what is the point of personified warships %0D%0A%3Ewithout destroyers%3F%21%5B%2Fi%5D %3A%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AFunny you should mention U-2501%2C as the latest chapter has revealed a new wrinkle%2C courtesy of Lexington%3A she%27s actually built around the core of the destroyer %5Bi%5DZ1 Leberecht Maass%5B%2Fi%5D%2C which means she shouldn%27t be able to operate even half the systems that she%27s equipped with. 20|5|19|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||19:46:59|07/15/2015|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-15-15 AT 07:48 PM (EDT)]%3EFunny you should mention U-2501%2C as the latest chapter has revealed a %0D%0A%3Enew wrinkle%2C courtesy of Lexington%3A she%27s actually built around the %0D%0A%3Ecore of the destroyer %5Bi%5DZ1 Leberecht Maass%5B%2Fi%5D%2C which means she %0D%0A%3Eshouldn%27t be able to operate even half the systems that she%27s equipped %0D%0A%3Ewith. %0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C Z1934-class ships were bigger than Type XXI U-boats%2C at least %28although still pretty small%29. Would explain why she%27s evidently got no dang luck at all%2C though. Poor old %5Bi%5DLebe%5B%2Fi%5D was sunk %5Bi%5Dby the Luftwaffe%5B%2Fi%5D %28and then her sister ship%2C Z3 %5Bi%5DMax Schultz%5B%2Fi%5D%2C hit a mine - very possibly a %5Bi%5DGerman%5B%2Fi%5D mine - and sank with all hands while trying to rescue her crew%29. Meanwhile%2C one of the other destroyers in the flotilla depth-charged a submarine that wasn%27t there and jammed its own rudder%2C and a couple of the others nearly rammed each other in the course of executing panicked evasive maneuvers to escape the Heinkels and nonexistent British subs. Eventually the survivors all just called it a day and slunk back to port%2C never bothering to carry out their original mission%2C which had been - I%27m not making this up - to harass British fishing boats on the Dogger Bank.%0D%0A%0D%0AIf you%27re keeping score at home%2C that means the German Navy undertook a destroyer expedition to shoot up some unarmed fishing vessels %28which is like breaking up your neighbors%27 annoying game of pickup basketball with explosives%29%2C two of them sank%2C another was damaged%2C %5Bi%5Dand at no time did they ever actually come into contact with enemy forces of any kind%5B%2Fi%5D. The Royal Navy essentially managed to sink two German destroyers %5Bi%5Dsimply by existing%5B%2Fi%5D. The whole affair reads like what a naval engagement would go like if%2C say%2C I were controlling it through an untranslated copy of the Russian version of %5Bi%5DWorld of Warships%5B%2Fi%5D%2C couldn%27t find the other team or figure out the navigation system%2C and eventually decided to just start sandboxing to see what my weapons did.%0D%0A%0D%0A%28No wonder the %5Bi%5DKanColle%5B%2Fi%5D versions of %5Bi%5DLebe%5B%2Fi%5D and %5Bi%5DMax%5B%2Fi%5D seem so happy to be there. Based on what I%27ve read about the game mechanics%2C even the shittiest Shitty Admiral would have to do %5Bi%5Dactual work%5B%2Fi%5D to fuck up a destroyer sortie that badly. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 21|3|17|||||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|CdrMike||11:20:59|07/16/2015|%3ETo be fair%2C the %5Bi%5DTenryuu-class%5B%2Fi%5D cruiser really %2Aisn%27t%2A much of a %0D%0A%3Ethreat. Mental Model Tenryuu%2C on the other hand . . . %0D%0A%0D%0AIt%27s not Tenry%C5%AB that scares me so much as Tatsuta. Tenry%C5%AB will threaten to pound your face in%2C but angering Tatsuta will mean sleeping with one eye open. 22|4|21|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||12:14:35|07/16/2015|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-16-15 AT 12:16 PM (EDT)]%3E%3ETo be fair%2C the %5Bi%5DTenryuu-class%5B%2Fi%5D cruiser really %2Aisn%27t%2A much of a %0D%0A%3E%3Ethreat. Mental Model Tenryuu%2C on the other hand . . . %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EIt%27s not Tenry%C5%AB that scares me so much as Tatsuta. Tenry%C5%AB will %0D%0A%3Ethreaten to pound your face in%2C but angering Tatsuta will mean %0D%0A%3Esleeping with one eye open. %0D%0A%0D%0AJapanese light cruisers all seem to be a little nuts. Maybe it%27s because they feel like they should be destroyers except they%27re too big and grown-up for that%2C but they know they%27re not proper cruisers either%2C so they get all that tweener anxiety happening. They%27re like the warships who weren%27t really ready for college but they%27re there anyway.%0D%0A%0D%0AAlso%2C these constant references to sleeping with one eye open around Tatsuta are really insensitive to Tenry%26%23363%3B%27s handicap. She has feelings%2C you know.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 23|5|22|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Nova Floresca||12:37:53|07/16/2015|%3EAlso%2C these constant references to sleeping with one eye open around %0D%0A%3ETatsuta are really insensitive to Tenry%C5%AB%27s handicap. She has %0D%0A%3Efeelings%2C you know. %0D%0A%0D%0ABy now%2C I%27d assume Tenryuu knows that whatever is going to happen%2C will happen%2C whether she sees Tatsuta coming or not%2C and that knowledge lets her get some shut-eye.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5DYes that was bad%2C and no I%27m not sorry.%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A%22This is probably a stupid question%2C but . . .%22 24|5|22|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Peter Eng||13:11:16|07/16/2015|%3EThey%27re like %0D%0A%3Ethe warships who weren%27t really ready for college but they%27re there %0D%0A%3Eanyway. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Think before you say these things%2C Tatsuta. Twenty points higher than me...%22%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AJust saw %5Bi%5DReal Genius%5B%2Fi%5D for the first time. Now I get a few more references... 25|6|24|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||13:39:12|07/16/2015|%3E%3EThey%27re like %0D%0A%3E%3Ethe warships who weren%27t really ready for college but they%27re there %0D%0A%3E%3Eanyway. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%22Think before you say these things%2C Tatsuta. Twenty points higher %0D%0A%3Ethan me...%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A%22You rented out my %5Bi%5Ddock%3F%21%5B%2Fi%5D Admiral%2C to %5Bi%5Dwho%3F%5B%2Fi%5D ... Well can%27t we just %5Bi%5Dshare%5B%2Fi%5D it%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 26|7|25|||||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|CdrMike||14:52:31|07/16/2015|%3E%22You rented out my %5Bi%5Ddock%3F%21%5B%2Fi%5D Admiral%2C to %5Bi%5Dwho%3F%5B%2Fi%5D ... Well %0D%0A%3Ecan%27t we just %5Bi%5Dshare%5B%2Fi%5D it%3F%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A%22This%3F This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This%3F This is Kaga. This is what happens to ship girls when they get too sexually frustrated.%22 27|8|26|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||14:59:22|07/16/2015|%3E%3E%22You rented out my %5Bi%5Ddock%3F%21%5B%2Fi%5D Admiral%2C to %5Bi%5Dwho%3F%5B%2Fi%5D ... Well %0D%0A%3E%3Ecan%27t we just %5Bi%5Dshare%5B%2Fi%5D it%3F%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%22This%3F This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too %0D%0A%3Ecold. This%3F This is Kaga. This is what happens to ship girls when they %0D%0A%3Eget too sexually frustrated.%22 %0D%0A%0D%0AAw%2C not nice. And besides%2C I doubt it%27s accurate%3B Kaga%27s just... discreet. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%28I%27d have reached for %C5%8Ci if I was making that joke%2C I think%2C because for all her slavish devotion to Kitakami%2C she%27s pretty clearly not actually getting any from her. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0AAlso%2C let me just add one small tweak that unpacks a whole new continuum of mental sub-images from that one joke%3A%0D%0A%0D%0A%22... get too sexually frustrated %5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5Dnanodesu%5B%2Ffont%5D.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%26l%3B%22Because if I wear it anywhere else%2C it chafes %5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5Dnanodesu%5B%2Ffont%5D.%22%26r%3B%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 28|9|27|||||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|TsukaiStarburst||16:18:53|07/16/2015|%2Aboos loudly%2A 29|10|28|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||16:41:17|07/16/2015|%3E%2Aboos loudly%2A %0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C that%27s a bit harsh...%0D%0A%0D%0AI suppose Y%26%23363%3Bdachi K2 %5Bi%5Dis%5B%2Fi%5D more like Chris Knight personality-wise%2C much as I seem to enjoy giving his lines to Inazuma.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5D%22How do these look%3F%22 %22Terrible. Mine looks like her and hers looks like me-poi.%22%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 30|9|27|||||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|CdrMike||16:49:35|07/16/2015|%3EAw%2C not nice. And besides%2C I doubt it%27s accurate%3B Kaga%27s just... %0D%0A%3Ediscreet. %3A%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C you know what they say about the quiet ones...%0D%0A%0D%0A%3E%28I%27d have reached for %C5%8Ci if I was making that joke%2C I think%2C because %0D%0A%3Efor all her slavish devotion to Kitakami%2C she%27s pretty clearly not %0D%0A%3Eactually getting any from her. %3A%29 %0D%0A%0D%0A%22Well%2C I guess it goes from the Admiral%2C to Kitakami%2C to you...to the cleaners. Right%2C %C5%8Ci%3F%22 31|10|30|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||16:53:26|07/16/2015|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-16-15 AT 05:07 PM (EDT)]%3E%22Well%2C I guess it goes from the Admiral%2C to Kitakami%2C to you...to the %0D%0A%3Ecleaners. Right%2C %C5%8Ci%3F%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A%22Isn%27t that your %5Bi%5Dship%2C%5B%2Fi%5D %C5%8Ci%3F You know you%27re not supposed to park that on campus.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5D%22I never sleep%2C I don%27t know why. I had a roommate and I drove her nuts%2C I mean really nuts%2C they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she%27s OK now%2C but she had to transfer to a different naval base%2C but I don%27t know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen%2C if you ever need to talk or you need help sortieing just let me know%2C %27cause I%27m just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep%2C OK%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22... OK%2C thanks%2C Shimakaze.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Oh%21 I made you a sweater.%22%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 32|11|31|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Nova Floresca||17:19:16|07/16/2015|Considering her default outfit%2C I think I%27d be afraid of what Shimakaze would make for a sweater.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22This is probably a stupid question%2C but . . .%22 33|12|32|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||17:24:08|07/16/2015|%3EConsidering her default outfit%2C I think I%27d be afraid of what %0D%0A%3EShimakaze would make for a sweater. %0D%0A%0D%0AI would probably exploit the power of contrariety there and make it something really bulky and warm%2C like a fisherman%27s sweater. Maybe with a festive motif of colored chevrons or similar.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22I didn%27t know your size%2C but you look about the same size as the Admiral so I used him as a guide.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 34|2|16|||1||as an aside|Gryphon||19:59:41|07/16/2015|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-16-15 AT 08:00 PM (EDT)]The problem with casting Tenry%C5%AB is that you start getting about a phone call an hour from Tatsuta%27s agent.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5D%22These two are just strange. One of them dresses like %5Blink%3Akancolle.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FTenryuu%2FGallery%7Cthe kind of English public school girl who smokes and has a police record%5D%2C which%2C fair enough%2C but the %5Bi%5Dother%5B%2Fi%5D one%27s %5Blink%3Akancolle.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FTatsuta%2FGallery%7Crocking the full-on Naughty Nun%5D%2C complete with... what the hell is that%2C %5Bi%5Drobohalo%5B%2Fi%5D. I just don%27t know any more. My life used to make sense.%22 %22C%27mon%2C Corwin%2C no it didn%27t.%22 %22All right%2C fair point.%22%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 35|3|34|||1||RE%3A as an aside|Nova Floresca||20:56:26|07/16/2015|The halo is a %5Blink%3Adanbooru.donmai.us%2Fposts%2F1526269%7Cmust-have%5D accessory.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22This is probably a stupid question%2C but . . .%22 36|3|34|||1||RE%3A as an aside|SpottedKitty||21:40:15|07/16/2015|%3E%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5D%22but the %5Bi%5Dother%5B%2Fi%5D one%27s %5Blink%3Akancolle.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FTatsuta%2FGallery%7Crocking the full-on Naughty Nun%5D%2C %5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%3E%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5Dcomplete with... what the hell is that%2C %5Bi%5Drobohalo%5B%2Fi%5D. %5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AI suppose it%27s a good thing there%27s a pretty small chance that Dorothy%27s visiting as he says this. Would she look at the picture and get a serious case of the unstoppable giggles%2C or little %22tilt%22 signs in her eyes...%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A-- %0D%0AUnable to save the day%3A File is read-only. 38|3|34|||1||RE%3A as an aside|Peter Eng||14:35:11|07/17/2015|%3E%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5D%22My life used to make sense.%22 %22C%27mon%2C %5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%3E%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5DCorwin%2C no it didn%27t.%22 %22All right%2C fair point.%22%5B%2Ffont%5D %0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C it probably did%2C but not since Cleveland%2C at the very least. It may go all the way back to Kane%27s World.%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AInsert humorous comment here. 39|3|34|||||RE%3A as an aside|CdrMike||16:39:00|07/17/2015|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-17-15 AT 04:39 PM (EDT)]%3E%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5D%22These two are just strange. One of them dresses like %0D%0A%3E%5Blink%3Akancolle.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FTenryuu%2FGallery%7Cthe kind of English public school girl who smokes and has a police record%5D%2C which%2C fair %0D%0A%3Eenough%2C but the %5Bi%5Dother%5B%2Fi%5D one%27s %0D%0A%3E%5Blink%3Akancolle.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FTatsuta%2FGallery%7Crocking the full-on Naughty Nun%5D%2C complete with... what the hell is that%2C %5Bi%5Drobohalo%5B%2Fi%5D. %0D%0A%3E I just don%27t know any more. My life used to make sense.%22 %22C%27mon%2C %0D%0A%3ECorwin%2C no it didn%27t.%22 %22All right%2C fair point.%22%5B%2Ffont%5D %0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0AThat%27s the thing%2C Tenry%C5%AB looks like a delinquent%2C and then you catch her outside of the school %5Blink%3A%2F%2Fdanbooru.donmai.us%2Fposts%2F1632243%7Clooking after her kid sister%5D and the whole %22bad girl%22 mystique shatters into a million pieces.%0D%0A%0D%0AMeanwhile%2C Tatsuta is the kinda girl that guys just instinctively avoid%2C as if she has %22psycho%22 written all over her. Sure%2C she doesn%27t look particularly scary%2C but she has that twinkle in her eye that says %22They%27ll never find the body.%22 But%2C she%27s also depicted as a massive troll%2C so it could just be that she%27s capitalizing on the unease she inspires in others for her own amusement. 37|1|0|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|SpottedKitty||09:50:35|07/17/2015|... And I just realised the motto doesn%27t say what I thought it said.%0D%0A%0D%0AClever. Very clever. %3Capplause%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A%28Was it deliberate that I first thought of the motto JMS put at the end of Babylon 5%3F%29%0D%0A%0D%0A-- %0D%0AUnable to save the day%3A File is read-only. 40|1|0|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Gryphon||16:07:50|07/24/2015|Boy howdy. If you ever wanted to see Corwin mess a bunch of stuff up and generally not be on his game%2C it%27s looking like this project is going to be the story for you.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 41|2|40|||1||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Peter Eng||17:51:57|07/24/2015|%3EBoy howdy. If you ever wanted to see Corwin mess a bunch of stuff up %0D%0A%3Eand generally not be on his game%2C it%27s looking like this project is %0D%0A%3Egoing to be the story for you. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AOn the other hand%2C if anybody has a reason to be off his game right now...%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AInsert humorous comment here. 42|3|41|||||RE%3A %28pre-teaser%29 Upcoming Thing|Star Ranger4||16:39:37|07/26/2015|%3E%3EBoy howdy. If you ever wanted to see Corwin mess a bunch of stuff up %0D%0A%3E%3Eand generally not be on his game%2C it%27s looking like this project is %0D%0A%3E%3Egoing to be the story for you. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EOn the other hand%2C if anybody has a reason to be off his game right %0D%0A%3Enow... %0D%0A%3E%0D%0AGee%2C ya think%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5DOw%2C I think I accidentally bit my tongue there%5B%2Ffont%5D