One Saturday I snuck into a secret lab
I met a girl there, she was laid out on a slab

Robot girl
Please look at me 
Robot girl
What do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me robot girl 

I switched her on and asked her "Baby can I be your man?"
She blinked at me and said "I do not understand"

Robot girl
You're in my space
Robot girl
Let's interface
And then we'll hack some perl
Just you and me robot girl 

We went to the Harvard Square T stop
And heard the mariachis
She said "I do not understand this 'music' concept"
So I took her down to Newbie's and bought her some CDs
A bunch of guys with shotguns started running toward us
We headed for the T stop
The fire doors were padlocked
So she knocked down the wall

Later we were abducted by a doomsday cult
Their leader was a scientist and she was the result

Robot girl
This mystery
Robot girl
You are the key
Built to destroy the world
Yeah you're for me robot girl 

We broke loose from our captors
And ran down Brattle Street
The cultist freaks trailed us to a donut shop
She laid down some kung fu hurting
And that was really awesome
She took a little damage but I know this guy who's good with tools

My buddy Jay repaired her, then we took her bowling
He said "How much you pay for her?" I said "Nothin' man, she's stolen"

Robot girl
You look so cold
Robot girl
But your heart is gold
For you I'd fight the world
Just you and me
Their doomsday plot unfurled
Just you and me
Built to destroy the world
Just you and me
Robot girl!
	- Benjamin D. Hutchins, 04/10/2001, with apologies to the
	  Dead Milkmen