I have a message from another time... Eyrie Productions, Unlimited presents UNDOCUMENTED FEATURES FUTURE IMPERFECT - SYMPHONY OF THE SWORD No. 3 - Arena Benjamin D. Hutchins (c) 2003 Eyrie Productions, Unlimited FRIDAY, JANUARY 11, 2408 WORLD WIDE BUILDING NEW AVALON, ZETA CYGNI Corwin Ravenhair got home a little before 11:30 PM. He came into his apartment, which made up the top floor of the World Wide Building, brushing snow from the epaulets of his brown leather bomber jacket and whistling the bridge from Kaitlyn's newest song, which he'd heard her band rehearsing earlier that night. His roommate, Kozue Kaoru, was sprawled on one of the apartment's two black leather couches in her usual after-hours dress of aerospace-company T-shirt (today's sponsor, the Anaheim Electronics Corporation) and gym shorts, eating potato chips. "You're home early," she remarked, hitching herself up on the sofa arm by one elbow to present her cheek for a kiss hello. This Corwin gave her, after he hung up his jacket and took off his boots by the door, on his way past the couch to the bathroom. Corwin's relationship with Kozue was not only complex but also just weird, which, with the adaptability that has made humanity one of the most successful spacefaring species, he had accepted as the normal course of his affairs. She wasn't his girlfriend, though they pretended she was in order to keep the other guys at their high school, Fritz Koopman Memorial, from assuming she was available. Even though she wasn't, they were more than "just friends", if that phrase meant anything. Their friends who knew that their public relationship was a sham had differing opinions as to the nature of what lay behind it. Some thought Corwin was essentially a surrogate for Kozue's twin brother Miki, who was off on Tomodachi attending university. A couple thought that might be true, but that there was more to -that- than a person would expect. Others maintained that the sham was itself a sham, even if the participants didn't realize it yet. Whatever the case, they were very close, but their relations were essentially chaste. Corwin was a bit of an aesthete, and he didn't struggle against the fact that he enjoyed looking at his roommate (and snuggling up with her on the couch from time to time), but that was as far as he went, and Kozue's attitude toward him was much the same. They had a good time living together, pursuing their own interests and common ones with the easy grace that comes without the pressure generated by a capital-R Relationship. Now, as Corwin came back out of the bathroom with his silver forelock dripping from the cold dashing he'd just given his face in the sink, he saw the opening credits of the program Kozue was watching and groaned. "Why do you watch this show?" he asked as he sat down next to her on the couch. "Because it's cool," Kozue replied unconcernedly. "Y'know, it continues to surprise me that you don't like it. I mean, I'd have thought it was right up your alley." The show in question was a "sports" program (ironic quote marks Corwin's) called "Mobile Fighter G-Gundam", which was broadcast live from the New Avalon Battledrome every Friday night after the eleven o'clock news on Channel 17. Every week, a variety of pilots with colorful personas would fight in the Battledrome, the sector's finest Destroid combat center, with medium Destroids of various configurations. There was a prize system and a schedule of titles, but both of them were confusing and mostly arbitrary, and most of the show's viewers ignored them anyway. The show's title, "G-Gundam", came from the fact that many of the pilots used heavily modified variants on the eponymous series of medium airmobile Destroids. This roster included the most popular Mobile Fighter, the de facto star of the show, an unreasonably intense young man by the name of Domon Kasshu. The "G", Corwin had heard, stood for "Gladiator", but he wasn't sure whether that was true. Corwin tried to watch the show occasionally. Kozue was really fond of it, and on the odd Friday when he found himself at home at eleven-thirty, he would do his best to put up with it in the name of apartment solidarity... but it was tough, and he could never quite keep his distaste for the program from showing. "So why -don't- you like this show?" Kozue inquired during the first commercial. "I mean, robot battles, you'd think you'd be all over that." Corwin snorted. "It's all -fake-," he said dismissively. "All these guys flexing their muscles and talking smack, and then these goofy fights - it's professional wrestling with Destroids. They don't use any tactics, they don't pay any attention to comparative capabilities - they just do whatever looks spectacular for the cameras, and the outcomes are all preordained." "What do you base -that- conclusion on?" "Look at the power levels they're using," Corwin said, gesturing randomly at the screen. "They're ridiculous, out of proportion. It's not even vaguely fair. Take that guy Kasshu. He's got a weapon about 300 times more powerful than anybody else's on his mech, and everybody else knows about it, but do they ever DO anything about it? No. They just charge in and get their heads ripped off. Every week it's the same damn thing. It's -stupid-." Kozue folded her arms. "Well, it's not supposed to be -art-," she replied. "It's just entertainment. Turn your brain off and watch the robots beat on each other." Corwin opened his mouth to lodge some further objection, but then the garish title card and blaring theme music splashed across the TV again, heralding the return of the show, and he subsided in the name of peace. He did have to admit that one of the two commentators was pretty funny. The ditzy blonde who did the floor reporting was irritating - did cultural norms -never- expire anymore? - but color commentary on robot battles from Mark "Haywire" Luchini couldn't help but be entertaining, even if the fights themselves were outrageously fake. Toward the end of the show came the obligatory Big Moment, when the current champion - Kasshu, of course - faced off against the winner of this week's challenge rounds and proceeded to dismantle his machine with extreme prejudice. Corwin decided that if he had to watch this, he might as well have some -fun- with his unimpressedness. Kozue caught him mumbling mockingly along with the Standard Kasshu Rant ("This HAND of mine glows with an AWESOME POWER!") and elbowed him, but she was unable to suppress a giggle, all the same. "What a -loser- that guy is," Corwin grumbled as the credits rolled. "Even his -posturing- is canned." He got up from the couch and struck a Dramatic Pose. "This HAND glows with a MIGHTY POWER! The VOICES in my HEAD tell me to DESTROY you!! PAUL IS DEAD! HAIL SATAN! OZZY RULES OK!!" Kozue laughed her way off the couch, then picked herself up and punched him in the shoulder. "Smartass," she remarked, switching off the TV. "'Mobile Fighter Champion Domon Kasshu'," Corwin muttered, shaking his head. "What a crock. It's too bad he'd never agree to a real fight. I'd like to show him how a -real- MechWarrior does business sometime." "What-EVER," said Kozue sarcastically. "Sorry I brought it UP already. How was your date?" "Same as it ever was," Corwin replied, yawning. "We spent most of it at Aunt Bell's; she and Uncle Keiichi let Kate and her band use the garage to rehearse in." "Sheesh. They're -still- not allowed to practice on campus?" "Nope. Noise regs, and NIT doesn't have a performing arts building." "What about Hotohori U?" "Kate can't get a key over there, she's not a student." "I don't understand why she doesn't go there instead of Tech," Kozue said as she climbed up the ladder to her top bunk. "NIT doesn't even have a music program. She must be going crazy without an orchestra to run." "She wants to get the electrical engineering piece first," Corwin replied as he changed for bed. "If she's still sane when she graduates, then she'll go over to Hotohori and start over in the conservatory, I bet." "Has anybody pointed out that if she does that, she'll have to live in a dorm -again- as a first-year student?" asked Kozue with a giggle. "I'll bet you anything they all move off campus the -instant- they're allowed to this summer," Corwin said. "Utena's about ready to kill her floor's RA, and that's not even -counting- all the problems they've had with the Office of Student Housing." "No kidding. I saw Miki's dorm room last month, remember? After the Castle, that must be a hell of a come-down." "Ah, well. They say that kind of experience builds character," Corwin said philosophically. "At least his roommate's not Psycho Boy like Saionji's was. Anyway, if they do move off campus and establish residency in Nekomikoka, then Kate will be able to enroll as a commuting student when she switches to Hotohori U." "Oooh, good point. You'd probably better remind her of that, just to make sure she does it." "I don't think we have to worry about that. Won't be too much longer before Anthy puts a curse on the Student Housing people." "Man. When Anthy loses her patience, you know it's bad. No wonder she almost always comes -here- on Saturdays nowadays. Speaking of, when's she getting in?" "We're actually going to Cephiro this weekend. Now that she and Aunt Bell have her car running reliably, she wants to drive down the Coast Road to Mitsumaru, like we did the first time." "Oh. Well, that's cool." "What about you?" Corwin asked as he climbed into bed and switched off the light. "Me 'n the girls are going shopping," Kozue replied. "Maybe see a movie. I hear the new Crimson Lizard flick's pretty good." "There's a new Crimson Lizard movie out? Damn! Well, I know what we're doing -next- Friday... " "Utena likes the Crimson Lizard?" Kozue asked skeptically. "It's more that she likes Kojiro Akechi," Corwin replied, chuckling. "She likes Kanna's style. -I- like the Crimson Lizard." "Like father, like son," Kozue remarked airily. "Not like -that-," Corwin protested, then added thoughtfully, "though she wouldn't have to put a gun to my head... " "I'd throw a pillow at you, but you'd make me come down after the damn thing, and I just don't have the energy... " FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, 2408 NEKOMIKOKA, TOMODACHI Skuld Ravenhair's cottage on Technology Drive was one of Utena Tenjou's favorite places. It had been ever since the summer of 2405, which she'd largely spent there, studying for her starship master's certificate exam. She'd spent two very tense weeks there in the spring of 2406 - it hardly seemed possible that that had been less than two years ago - waiting for word of Corwin's Trial of Ascension. And since last September, it had been her prime sanctuary when living on campus at the Nekomi Institute of Technology just got to be too damn much, which was about every third day. It helped that Skuld was one of her favorite people, and she was one of Skuld's. The cheerful goddess of technology, Norn of Tomorrow, always had some neat project or other going on, and she was always glad to welcome Utena. Lately she'd been teaching the younger girl carpentry, a skill she'd learned from the dwarven master woodworkers of Vanaheim during a long-ago cooperative exchange program, and to which Utena was taking with considerably more facility than her more mechanically-minded teacher ever had. Thus, it felt considerably more like coming home when Utena and Corwin went back to the cottage after their movie than it ever did going back to the cramped, dreary dorm room she shared with Anthy back on the NIT campus - not least because Skuld was waiting with ice cream. This was a trick that Anthy couldn't manage, since there wasn't room in their cell for anything bigger than a soda cooler. Certainly there was no place for a freezer big enough to keep ice cream in. "We have -got- to get our own place. It's getting to the point where we can't wait for summer just so that we can have our room on the -Valiant- back, and that's not exactly a suite at the Monolith," Utena groused as she plunked onto Skuld's couch with a bowl of Cherry Garcia in hand. "Hey, at least you're actually rooming together," Corwin noted. "For a while there it didn't look like they were even going to let you do that." Utena palmed her face. "Oh, don't -remind- me. You know, I really thought Anthy was going to hit that woman." Skuld looked faintly puzzled. "Which woman would that be?" "The one in the Student Housing office who gave her the patient look and said, 'Well, you're not -really- married, dear,' when Anthy went down and asked for a room reassignment." "I didn't hear about that part!" said Skuld indignantly. "All I heard was that they'd put you in separate rooms." "Separate -dorms-," Corwin corrected his mother. "On opposite sides of campus. Anthy was originally in Abercrombie." "Mm-hmm, and then when she finally did persuade them to let us room together, they moved -her- to -my- room rather than the other way around," Utena said. "I'm sure that was deliberate. You know how much smaller the double rooms are in Kurahone." Skuld blinked. "Why, that - why didn't you say anything? I'd have gone down there and broken some heads, and so would Bell and Keiichi. That's just not -right-!" "I wanted to, but Anthy said she didn't want to make it look like we were getting special treatment because of our ties to some of the faculty. Anyway, it's only for a year, and it's half over now - we'll survive. We could have it worse; Miki and Moose are sharing a room almost identical to ours, and Moose just about takes up his half all by himself." Skuld smiled evilly. "Want me to build you a dimensional superimposition modulator? A little bit of void locking and a harmonic coupler by the door, and you could have all the room you want in there." Utena snickered. "Tempting," she said, "but we might get in trouble with Plant Services. Anyway, like I say, it's only for this year. If we had to go back there this fall, sure, but... " She shrugged, grinning. "I have a plan." "Oh?" asked Skuld, leaning forward with a conspiratorial look. Utena looked around, then said confidentially, "I'll tell you about it later." "You better!" Skuld replied with a wink. Then she noticed the time on the wall clock and said, "Ah! It's time!" Before either of her guests could ask, "Time for what?" Skuld had plopped down on the couch between them and switched on the TV - - to the overblown opening music and cheesy graphics of "Mobile Fighter G-Gundam". "Oh, -no-," Corwin grumbled. "Mom, I -hate- this show." "Oh, hush," Skuld replied, patting his knee. "I grant you it isn't 'Today in Science', but I think it's fun." Corwin made a give-me-strength gesture with both hands; Utena laughed, reached across Skuld's back and patted his shoulder as he slumped into his end of the sofa. "Oh, hey, viewer mail," said Skuld cheerily. She turned up the volume a bit. "Before we get started this week," said the very good-looking young woman on the screen (a graphic hovering at the bottom indicated that her name was Rain and she was Domon Kasshu's manager), "we've received a letter that Mr. Kasshu wanted to address on the air." The black-haired, overly intense man next to her - "G-GUNDAM CHAMPION DOMON KASSHU", the graphic said - nodded gravely and turned his scowling face to the camera. Domon Kasshu was a humanized Cheltari Salusian in his mid-forties - early adulthood, the Salusian equivalent of the human early twenties. He was tall and wiry but broad-shouldered, with thick black hair that would have hung to his shoulders if it hadn't been wire-stiff and spiky. As it was, his black-furred primary ears almost disappeared in it, making a lot of people fail to realize he was Salusian at first. He kept it out of his eyes with a red band across his forehead. His face was lean and a bit hard-looking, though that was undoubtedly exaggerated by the fact that he nearly always looked angry when he appeared on TV. There was an X-shaped scar on his right cheek, though Corwin couldn't tell from here if it was real or an affectation, like the eyepatch Haywire wore for no good reason when voicing over the show. He had black eyes that were a bit small for his face, but overall he was a decently presentable guy, and when he wasn't fighting he always dressed the same, in hiking boots, jeans, fingerless gloves, and a grey medium-weight jacket that looked like it had seen better days, all under a long red cloak. "That's right," he said, anger charging his voice with an undertone. He held up a piece of paper in one half-gloved hand. "'Dear Mr. Kasshu,'" he read. "'I love your show and watch it every week, but I have a problem. My -boyfriend-,'" (Kasshu pronounced 'boyfriend' as though it were a word with roughly the same meaning as 'cretin') "-doesn't- like the show.'" Corwin snorted. "Good for him," he said, earning a "Shh!" from his mother. "'He says it's all -fake-,'" Kasshu read on, becoming more visibly annoyed as he went. "(It -is-,)" Corwin muttered. "(Shh!)" said Skuld. "'He also says that none of the Mobile Fighters have any grasp of robot tactics - '" "(They -don't-.)" "(Shh!)" "' - and that you're a -loser-!'" Kasshu snarled, nearly crumpling the paper. "(You -are-.)" "(Shh!)" "'He says it's too bad you'd never agree to a real fight, because he'd like to show you how a -real- MechWarrior does business sometime,'" Kasshu went on, and suddenly all the color drained out of Corwin's face. "Oh, no," he murmured. "No, no, she didn't - " "'Anyway,'" Kasshu finished, his tone backing away from the peak of wrath he'd been at a moment before, "'love the show, and good luck against Crockett next week. Yours sincerely, Kozue Kaoru.'" "BWAH!" said Utena and Skuld together. Corwin made an incoherent moaning sound best spelled "Ohhhnnnngggg." "Well, Kozue," said Kasshu, his eyes burning with anger as he leaned toward the camera, "let me tell you this: If your boyfriend thinks my fights are fixed, he's wrong - DEAD wrong. And if he wants to take me on, then bring him on! Before you and everyone in our viewing and studio audiences, I -accept- his challenge!" SUNDAY, JANUARY 20, 2408 WORLD WIDE BUILDING "I can't believe you did that," said Corwin grumpily as he stir-fried lunch. "What?" said Kozue, trying and failing to look innocent with her hands behind her back. "You said you wanted to fight him." "I did not!" Corwin snapped. "Yes you did." "Well, I didn't -mean- it." He sighed and poured on the sauce, vanishing briefly in a cloud of steam. "What a dumb way to spend a Friday afternoon." "Dumber than playing rugby in a hailstorm?" Kozue asked with an impish grin. "That was fun!" Corwin protested; then he looked thoughtful and said, "I suppose you did kinda have to be there, though." "So are you just not gonna show up?" Kozue wondered. "I mean, it's not like he's gonna come after you if you don't." "I dunno. I don't feel right about cutting out, even though you -did- commit me without my permission," he added with heavy wryness. "But I dunno. I mean, I don't even have anything in that tonnage class! I can hardly show up with Big O and say 'OK, let's boogie.'" "Sure you do." Corwin raised an eyebrow. "I do?" "Sure. That big grey thing you use to move stuff around down in the hangar complex." Corwin slapped his forehead. "That old junker? Kozue, I use that as a forklift for a -reason-. It barely runs, it's got no weapons - it was never much good when it was -new-!" Kozue shrugged. "So? You've got a whole -week-." Corwin stirred the bubbling mix of meat and sauce, his expression slowly changing from perplexed to thoughtful. Then he cracked a little smile and said, "That's true... " Throughout the next school week, Corwin had that preoccupied intensity about him which all his friends and most of his enemies knew meant he was working on a project - a big one. He spent every free minute of the first two days of the week scribbling furiously with broad-tipped black marker on a big drawing pad, the brand on his forehead glowing from time to time. This process came to an end at lunchtime on Wednesday (to the applause of all the others at his usual lunch table when he signed his name with a grand flourish and clapped the pad shut), and as soon as school was out, the actual -work- began. For some of that work, he needed a crew, and when he put out the call, they came. His mother came from Tomodachi, and she brought with her a gang of well-wishers, most of them more or less unskilled but all willing to pitch in. A good portion of the Tomodachi Duelists' Federation blew off their classes on Thursday as the work carried on. It was a fun change of pace, for all that it was pretty hard work. It went on in a kind of party atmosphere as Corwin's Aunt Bell and Anthy Tenjou, shaved-ice-maker extraordinaire, kept the refreshments flowing and a portable stereo rig filled the hangar bay with Kaitlyn's music. By Thursday evening, they'd done about all they could do. Corwin thanked them all for their help and then retired to sleep off the effort. The word went out on the Internet, reaching to all the group's various allies and friends around the galaxy and beyond. On Tomodachi, on Jeraddo, in New Avalon, around the IPO's far-flung bases and starships, even in Asgard and Alfheim, a great many TiVos were instructed to record the next evening's "G-Gundam" episode. In Cephiro, where Midgardian TV had yet to arrive, plans were made to leave for Tomodachi the instant Friday's classes were over. Everybody at Fritz Koopman Memorial High School knew about it Friday morning, and Corwin was greeted with applause and well-wishers wherever he went. He took it with graceful good humor (and the occasional wry scowl at Kozue), until, walking down the hall past the office between classes, surrounded by a group of cheering freshmen, he suddenly found himself confronted by the bald and scowling figure of Principal Strickland. "Mr. Ravenhair," Strickland said, sounding (as he always did) unimpressed. "I understand you're going to appear on 'Mobile Fighter G-Gundam' this evening." Corwin stopped; the freshmen dispersed like roaches in a suddenly-lit kitchen, all pretending they didn't see the principal and hadn't been near Corwin, let alone making a lot of noise on his behalf. "Uh... yessir," Corwin replied. Strickland nodded gravely. "Well. Keep in mind that you're representing this school out there. Don't do anything to embarrass us, and I -don't- mean just losing. I trust I can rely on you to be honorable and sportsmanlike." Corwin nodded. "Yessir," he repeated. Strickland eased his fierce scowl a bit, which was his version of a smile. "All right, then. I'll be watching. Good luck." Corwin blinked. Strickland was going to watch the show?! "Uh... thank you, sir. I'll do my best." The principal nodded. "See that you do." He reached into his pocket as the bell rang, scribbled on a pass, tore it from the pad, and handed it to Corwin. "When Mr. Elliott gives you trouble - " (Corwin suppressed a grin as he noted that Strickland hadn't said "if") "- give him this." Corwin tucked the pass into his shirt pocket. "You know he'll call it in," he observed. This time Strickland actually did smile, just a little, his eyes twinkling. "Of course. I'm looking forward to it," he said. Then he resumed his customary scowl, nodded curtly, turned, and went back into the office. Corwin looked after him through the glass door and noticed Mrs. Bonis, the elderly office secretary, giving him a grin and a thumbs-up. He smiled, waved, and went to his next class. FRIDAY, JANUARY 25, 2408 NEW AVALON BATTLEDROME Rain Mikamura sighed to herself as she walked through the corridors of the Battledrome's office complex. She liked Domon Kasshu, she really did. She acknowledged that he was kind of a jerk at the best of times, but he -did- possess a sense of humor, and he could be very kind under the right circumstances... ... but for the last few months, she had come to suspect that his success on TV was going to his head. He was becoming something of a prima donna, like many fighting champions at the top of their game. There had been a time, when they'd been starting out on the Outer Rim with nothing but his martial arts training, her mechanical skills, and a second-hand GM, that he'd been focused on being a great fighter rather than being a famous one. He'd always been gruff and undemonstrative, it was part of his personality, but he'd at least sometimes acknowledged that he was grateful for all the help Rain gave him. Now, she was starting to wonder why she stayed. She put the thought out of her mind, pushed the door to the conference room open, and went in to meet the new challenger. In the doorway, she paused in surprise. He was, she thought, a very handsome young man, but what really pulled her up short was that he was so -young-. He had to be in high school, maybe sixteen years old, maybe younger. And, she noted, he was alone. That might be a problem. He stood up as she entered, smiling. Though not tall for his age, he was quite broad-shouldered, and the hand he extended to her was big and powerful-looking. He looked a little like Domon, with his thick, unruly black hair, but Domon's hair was longer and didn't have that white shock in front, and this guy's build was sturdier and his face more open and friendly, with a smile that reached his clear blue eyes. Be still my heart, thought Rain wryly as she shook his hand. "I'm Rain, Mr. Kasshu's manager," she said. "You must be our new challenger?" Corwin nodded. "Corwin Ravenhair," he said. Rain blinked. "Corwin... Ravenhair?" she repeated. "-The- Corwin Ravenhair? Gryphon's son, chief engineer of the Valiant?" Corwin looked a little embarrassed as he rubbed at the back of his neck with one hand. "Eh... yeah. That's me. So you've, uh, heard of me, huh." Rain recovered her composure and smiled. "I read the Cornet-Scientifer," she told him. "I know all about your work on Titan. You know the robot you used for that battle doesn't meet our regulations... " Corwin laughed. "Sure, no problem." He reached into the breast pocket of his dark blue flannel shirt and tossed her a data crystal. Rain sat down, gesturing him to follow suit, and slotted the crystal into a reader built into the table. Immediately, a holographic image of Corwin's new machine rezzed up in the air above the crystal reader. Rain raised an eyebrow and looked across the image at Corwin's grinning face. "Are you sure you want to take on Shining Gundam with this?" she asked. "Knowing who you are now, I can almost believe you might be pilot enough to take on Domon, but with -this-?" Corwin's grin was easy and cheerful as he replied, "Sure. No problem." "Listen, there's something you need to understand," said Rain as she removed the crystal and passed it back across the table to its owner. "You're wrong about the show - the fights aren't fake. I grant you that a lot of the opposition Domon gets isn't up to the challenge, which makes it look easy, but nothing is ever rigged. And you made him pretty angry with some of the comments your girlfriend's letter quoted. I'm not saying he'll come after you on purpose - he's an honorable fighter, he wouldn't deliberately injure an opponent - but even so, you might get hurt." Corwin nodded. "I know. Actually, I'm glad - if you had told me that it really was rigged, I'd be heading out the door right now. I'm only interested in a real match." "You'll have to sign a release - how old are you?" "15," Corwin replied, "but I make my own decisions." He pushed up a sleeve and showed her his wristwatch, which imprinted the telepathic knowledge that he was a Lensman on her consciousness, and she understood and nodded. "All right. Is your machine ready to go?" "My crew started unloading as soon as we got here and your pit guys showed them where to go." He concentrated on his Lens for a moment, then nodded as if to himself and said, "We'll be ready to go as soon as I'm finished here." The crowd at the Battledrome that Friday could sense that something was up. For one thing, the show wasn't following its usual format; the preliminary fights weren't the normal elimination rounds leading to a clash with the champion. This was billed as a special exhibition episode, which led to a lot of flashy stunts as the prelim fighters didn't bother saving anything for later. The audience ate up the change of pace, and the instant returns on the TV ratings indicated that it wasn't doing any harm to the broadcast viewership either. In the control room, the show's producer jotted a note to himself to investigate making this sort of thing a regular part of the series, to keep things spiced up and interesting. After the last commercial, they ran the video from the previous week of Kasshu reading Kozue's letter and accepting the challenge implied in it. Then they cut live to the Battledrome fighting floor. For the final match, the Battledrome's five-acre main battle floor had been configured to resemble a war-torn city, with semi-ruined buildings, abandoned vehicles, and rubble-strewn streets. Overhead, the holographic ceiling showed a nighttime skyscape complete with the reddish glow of distant fires - the part of the "city" which was only a horizon projection was "on fire." Domon Kasshu, tall, thin, and dressed in his usual battle costume, stood on top of one of the low square buildings, his arms folded, his red cloak blowing in the simulated wind. Next to the building, in the street, knelt his much-modified Gundam (which had started life as a stock Wedge Defense Force RX-78, many years ago), cockpit hatch open, fusion plant at idle, waiting. "I am the Mobile Fight Champion, Domon Kasshu," intoned the red-caped figure as the main hovercam pulled in for a tight close-up of his narrow, angry face. "I stand here today in answer to an anonymous challenge. My opponent's face and name are not important to me. He says my fights are -fake-. He says I'm not a real robot pilot. Well, we'll see about -that-." Turning to face to the west, he raised his voice in a shout that was amplified by the broadcast gear and rang throughout the Battledrome on the PA system. "Are you ready to face me?" In the cockpit of his specially prepared battle machine, Corwin rolled his eyes, then thumbed his push-to-talk. "Whenever you're done beating your chest." "Oooooh," said the studio audience; but, to their surprise, Kasshu smiled, his face magnified for them by a subdisplay of the holographic sky. "All right then," he said wryly. Then he snapped his fingers dramatically and cried, "RISE, SHINING GUNDAM!" The Gundam quivered; then the whir of its powerplant's cooling system spooled up to a more audible register as the machine came to operational readiness. It rose to its feet, and as it straightened, Kasshu jumped from the rooftop into the machine's open cockpit, which hissed shut behind him. The robot finished standing, its optics flashing. "Ladies and gentlebeings!" blared the voice of Mark "Haywire" Luchini over the PA system. "Your Mobile Fight Champion's challenger has asked that his identity not be revealed until the end of the fight. Well, if that's the way he wants it, please welcome the mysterious pilot of OLLLLLLLD EXTERRRMINATORRRRR! WOOHOOOO! Let's get this party STARTED! READY? GO!!" Corwin set his machine in motion, and smiled wryly at the shower of mostly boos which descended upon him. When he emerged from the tunnel at the west side of the arena and into the light, he smiled a little wider at the sudden change in tone that swept over the audience as they got a good look at his ride - the boos replaced by the buzz of conversation as those in the audience who knew something about battle robot history explained what the hell it was to those who didn't. Given the sort of sporting event they were watching, a good number of the people in the stands -did- know the history of the machine Corwin was riding, and as they explained it to those who didn't, a not-inconsiderable number of laughs started floating down from the hundred thousand seats arranged in a great shadowy ring above the Battledrome's perimeter. For his part, Corwin was trying not to laugh at his opponent. He knew that the Mobile Fighters' units were all equipped with the Mobile Trace control system, which Corwin regarded as the stupidest way of controlling a giant robot yet invented, for both practical and aesthetic reasons. The practical reason was that he regarded any control system which left the pilot unsecured, to rattle around in the cockpit like a hex nut in a coffee can, as stupid. The aesthetic reason was that MT-equipped machines went through the -goofiest- poses as the data film was forcibly stretched over the pilot's body by the control ring. (That was another thing that was dumb about it. There were -way- better means of applying a data film - stretching it down over the pilot's head like that was both inefficient and, so he had heard, exceedingly uncomfortable. He figured it was another way for the Mobile Fighters to show how macho they were or something.) None of that for -him-. When he'd rebuilt Old Exterminator, he -had- replaced most of the cockpit fixtures, but it wasn't to put in a system like that. Instead, the machine sported a cockpit arrangement like a miniature version of Big O's, complete with the ring-tracked joysticks and banked controls, though the command pedestal was inside a small spherical holotank instead of Big O's enormous monitor-lined chamber. Let 'em laugh, he thought as he thumbed Old Exterminator's primary weapons online. They'll be singing a different tune in a little while... Domon Kasshu stared at his opponent's image in his full-surround holographic combat display and couldn't believe his eyes. It couldn't be, it simply -couldn't- be, but it -was-. It was a -Zaku-, a three-hundred-year-old Zeon freaking ZAKU TWO, in all its burly, rounded, spike-shouldered, one-eyed glory, marching out of the challenger's tunnel into the Battledrome. It wasn't even a particularly nice-looking Zaku; its armor was painted mostly a shabby matte grey, like a primer coat that no one had had time to apply the real paint over, with some equally shabby black on the center section. It carried a drum-magazined autocannon in its left hand, and as it advanced, its single glowing green optic tracked from side to side in the dark slot of its "face". "A ZAKU?!" Domon blurted. Then his face darkened into a fierce scowl. "This guy's making FUN of me! Well, we'll see how funny he thinks it is in a MINUTE!" /* Killing Joke "Millennium" (Juno Reactor remix) _Millennium_ */ So saying, he threw Shining Gundam into a dead run, charging down the "main street" toward his lumbering grey opponent. As he charged, he ran one eye over the holographic readout of his enemy analysis system, which informed him that his opponent was an MS-06J Zaku II, the mass-produced ground combat type, circa 2105. Not being able to fly wouldn't be a huge disadvantage here in the enclosed (if huge) space of the Battledrome, but the J-type couldn't even -jump- all that far. One more advantage for Shining Gundam - not that it would -need- another. "A-HAAAA!" Kasshu roared, drawing one of his Gundam's beam sabers and bringing it down in a great sweeping arc which would relieve the Zaku of its head and left arm while leaving the cockpit intact. Except... ... it wasn't there. " - wha?!" Kasshu blurted as his saber neatly cleaved a crescent-edged section out of one of the burned-out building shells. He stopped Shining Gundam without colliding with the building, then pivoted, scanning his surroundings - Suddenly cannon fire began exploding against the Shining Gundam's armor, blanketing the blue-and-white machine in small fireballs. To Kasshu, thanks to his unit's Mobile Trace control system, it felt like he had just stepped into the line of fire of a very angry automatic tennis volleyer. "Argh! Dammit!" he snarled, raising his arms instinctively to protect his face. He took two steps back, felt the building across the street against his back, and peered through the flashes of the exploding cannon shells to see the grey Zaku half a block to the east, raking him with its autocannon. Kasshu jumped to the right, kicking his Gundam's boosters to help him with the slide out of the Zaku's line of fire, then returned fire with Shining Gundam's forearm-mounted beam cannon. The blast tore across the building next to the Zaku, throwing up a cloud of concrete dust; just before it reached the grey machine itself, the Zaku faded back and turned to present its right-shoulder-mounted shield panel. The beam slashed across the panel, raising a glowing scar on the metal, but didn't penetrate; and then, with a squirt from the ground-maneuver thrusters in its lower legs, the Zaku was gone. "Damn!" Kasshu spat. "He's hopped that Zaku up some. It's not supposed to be able to move that fast." He set the Shining Gundam in motion again, walking carefully forward down the street, alert for any sign of his opponent. For Corwin's part, he was rather impressed. It seemed this Kasshu guy might be a real fighter - what the old-time WDF Destroid jockeys called a MechWarrior - after all. His preliminary read on Shining Gundam's power characteristics was surprising too, considering that the machine was basically used as a sideshow attraction. That particle beam had been for real, though, and Old Exterminator's primary shield was down to about two-thirds integrity as a result. He was fast, too, fast enough that getting out of his way before that saber strike came down had taken real work. Corwin smiled, flexing his fingers around the Zaku's joysticks. This was going to be more fun than he'd expected. So much the better! "I just can't believe it!" crowed Haywire, WDF fighter ace and "Mobile Fighter G-Gundam" color commentator. "The Mysterious Challenger's driving a ZAKU?! Man, I remember the One-Year War. What a friggin' slaughter! The Zeons had like four good pilots and the only decent equipment they had was this one Super Valkyrie they stole from a repair depot. And their UNIFORMS! You shoulda seen the - what? OK, OK, jeez, just trying to give a little background information. Anyway, it looks like our Mobile Fighter Champion isn't gonna have much trouble with - WHOA! What the F*** was THAT?" "That" was the result of the action Corwin had taken after he'd ducked Old Exterminator away from Kasshu's beam barrage. "Zaku Wing!" he ordered, and the neurovocal systems selector switched in one of the experimental systems he'd installed a prototype of in the old beast. The Zaku briefly disappeared in a cloud of grey smoke, and when it emerged, it sported what looked like a cloak of heavy grey fabric, shrouding its heavy body and whipping in the slipstream as the machine leaped into the air. Corwin grinned as he felt the flex-metal anti-gravity matrix work, lightening the old Zaku's effective mass to the point where its puny ground-assist thrusters could not only propel it aloft but keep it there indefinitely. The cloak also incorporated elements of the tried-and-true Zentraedi Inertia-Vector control system, giving him a good deal of aerial maneuver control. He touched down lightly on the flat top of a hotel, kicked off, and dropped into the street behind the Shining Gundam, raking the blue-and-white machine's aft armor with his autocannon - just to get his attention, you understand... Domon Kasshu cursed and spun his Gundam around, his Mobile Trace plugsuit stinging his back where the machine's armor had been pocked by the Zaku's 120mm hi-ex shells. He slashed his beam cannons across the street again, but the Zaku disappeared like a ghost, darting straight up into the air out of the cloud of concrete dust which exploded up where the Gundam's beams tore into the street. It was a partial victory for Kasshu, though; out of the dust cloud blossomed an orange-red explosion as one of the beams tagged the Zaku's cannon magazine and cooked the weapon off. "Oops," Corwin muttered as Old Exterminator touched down and knelt on the roof of another neighboring building. He glanced at the Zaku's left hand, saw that it was undamaged except for a bright scar on the vambrace armor, and nodded. Almost lost a hand on that one; Kasshu's got good reaction time and good aim, too. He raised the Zaku to its feet and considered his options. He hadn't had time to fit Old Exterminator with any reliable ranged energy weapons, and with the autocannon destroyed, Shining Gundam outgunned him by a wide margin. Best thing to do here would be to get inside the particle beams' minimum safe range. Close combat, that'd be the ticket. He looked over the edge of the building and saw Shining Gundam edging warily up the street, facing away, trying to figure out where he'd gone. Mobile Fighters weren't permitted to use anything other than visual and visual-augmenting sensors (ultraviolet, thermographic, and so forth), so the Gundam's pilot couldn't use radar to locate his adversary - not that radar would do much good in the Battledrome's simulated city environment anyway. Old Exterminator moved to the very edge of the roof, furled its cloak around it, and stepped off. It plummeted toward the street with no braking of any kind, falling in the space of a few heartbeats to less than half its own height above the street - then it flung the cloak wide, energizing the anti-gravity matrix and firing its thrusters on full at the same time. The gravity wave and thruster wash blasted a neat circle in the rubble scattered across the street; the Zaku pulled up short as if it were attached to a cable, stopped, went back -up- just the slightest bit, and then the thrusters cut off and it fell the rest of the way unimpeded, slamming to the street in a cloud of broken concrete with its cloak settling stylishly around it. "HA!" Corwin cried, driving Old Exterminator ahead. He flung both joysticks forward, causing the Zaku to wrap its burly arms around Shining Gundam from behind, pinning the Gundam's arms to its sides. Then he jammed his heels down on the pedals, making the Zaku dig in and halt its charge. The joysticks quivered against his hands as he levered the Gundam up and back, completely off its feet. Corwin didn't get to use this move often; he'd learned it from Aeryn Stonefist, the Valkyrie close combat expert, in the course of an afternoon which was imprinted on his memory as the most painful day he'd ever been sorry to see end. He drove his heels down as hard as they would go, raising Old Exterminator's arms with their fast-held burden at the same time, and deliberately overbalanced the machine. Both robots crashed down onto the front of a shoe store, sending hiking boots flying in all directions, but it was Shining Gundam's head and shoulders which took the brunt of the impact. Kasshu impressed Corwin again with his toughness as he got his Gundam to its feet in short order, though he noted that the machine was bobbing and shaking its head in a rather comical impression of a stunned fighter. He got Old Exterminator up, set it, and charged. Shining Gundam faked another headbob, then suddenly whirled, steam gushing from its cooling vents, and slammed a teeth-rattling axe kick into the gap between Old Exterminator's spiked left pauldron and its one-eyed turret head. Corwin's grunt of discomfort as he was flung against his seat harness was drowned out by the ear-ringing metallic crash as the holosphere briefly fuzzed to static before snapping back into focus. Old Exterminator reeled, gyros and pilot's balance sense both shocked, and plowed drunkenly into a bank. OK, thought Corwin, maybe close combat wasn't the best option here... Shining Gundam reached down, seized the Zaku by the connecting strut of its right-shoulder pivoting shield, and hauled it upright. "You put up a pretty good fight for a punk in a Zaku, mystery man," Kasshu's voice rang over the Mobile Fight comm band. "Still believe my battles are faked?" "Nope," Corwin replied cheerfully. "I freely admit that I was wrong about that part." Corwin considered his options and settled on the rocket bazooka. It had been the hardest piece of his Zaku's battle suite to find, and for a while it looked like he would have to go without it, but at the last moment, one of his sources had found a genuine intact Zeon 280mm rocket bazooka, the standard issue J-type Zaku II heavy weapon. It had arrived in New Avalon barely in time, and had only one round in its magazine. God only knew what type it was, and Corwin hadn't had time to ask Him or check for himself. "Well, old boy, we'll probably take some blast damage ourselves," he muttered to the Zaku, "but it'll sure get him to back off." He reached back under the Zaku Wing cloak, took hold of the bazooka, and yanked it from its storage rack, swinging it into position, aiming reticule lined up with the Zaku's monoptic. Before Kasshu could react other than to go "Holy - !" he'd drawn a point- blank bead on the center point of the V on Shining Gundam's forehead. "However," Corwin added, "I -do- still have to show you how a real MechWarrior does business!" With a little luck, I'll blow his head off, thought Corwin as he pulled the trigger. The cockpit's buried down in the center torso, it won't hurt Kasshu any; they build these gladiator units expecting stuff like that. If the shell's not a dud... "Holy S***!" Haywire blurted, jumping to his feet. "Look out, Domon, this one's gonna HURT!" With a tremendous WHOOMP, both Mobile Fighters vanished in a tremendous, boiling cloud of thick scarlet smoke. "... SMOKE?!" Haywire screamed, slamming a fist against the klaster of the broadcast booth's panoramic window. "What the F*** is going ON down there?! J**** C****!" (Back in the control room, the network censor, a woman with considerable experience managing Haywire's dialogue, plied her beep button with her usual consummate skill and idly considered asking the network for a raise.) Down on the floor, Domon Kasshu reeled. He couldn't see forward, because there was something red smeared all over his Gundam's optics, and his Mobile Trace interface had just given him the remarkably accurate sensation of having been punched very hard, smack in the middle of the forehead. It took a few moments for it to sink in that the red stuff was the residue of a smoke rocket's explosion. "A smoke round? He had me dead to rights and he used a SMOKE ROUND?" He blinked rapidly, triggering Shining Gundam's automatic optics cleaners, and shook his head to clear it. The smoke, thick and heavy, dissipated only slowly. Kasshu moved his Gundam carefully down the street, one beam saber drawn but not ignited, until he'd moved out of the cloud; then he looked around and saw nothing. "Where the hell are you?!" he demanded of the tac band. "Right here!" the mystery man's voice replied. He looked around again, then tilted Shining Gundam's head back and looked up - - and there was the grey Zaku, standing up at the corner of a ten-story building like a man waiting at the curb for a bus, arms folded across its barrel chest, its cloak - when did it get a cloak? - flapping picturesquely in the Battledrome's artificial wind. "I gotta hand it to you, pal," Kasshu said with undisguised admiration in his voice. "You make that old Zaku look -cool-." "Have you got a line to the control booth?" Corwin replied. "I can open one. Why?" "Because you're gonna have to ask the network for more airtime," Corwin replied with a laugh, and then the Zaku turned and leaped away, covering half a block in a single jump. Kasshu blinked, then laughed himself and kicked in Shining Gundam's flight thrusters. This was starting to get -good-. /* Def Leppard "Run Riot" _Hysteria_ */ This was the beginning of an exciting, high-mobility phase of the battle which ran from one end of the Battledrome to the other, leaving wrecked buildings and burning cars in its wake. Corwin, lacking any useful ranged weapons, ducked and dodged and used all of Old Exterminator's enhanced mobility to stay out of the line of fire of Shining Gundam's beam weapons. For his own ranged attacks he improvised, at one point performing a terrific running caber toss with a bus which Kasshu barely intercepted with a beam saber in time to avoid catching a face full of Crosstown Express. This phase of the fight went on for almost ten minutes, eating well into the time slot for "At Home with the Blorxxs", but for once the network didn't kick up a fuss - the executives had one eye on the show itself and the other on the ratings, and they liked what they saw with both. Finally, though, it came to an end. Shining Gundam came around a corner opening onto the wrecked faux city's central plaza, and there was Old Exterminator, wielding a lamppost like a baseball bat and striding into a letter-perfect swing for the fences that smashed the Gundam's forearm-mounted beam projector like a beer can. Sparks flickered over the crushed and ruined weapon; Kasshu snarled in pain as his Mobile Trace suit lashed his own forearm. The Gundam opened up with its head-mounted machineguns, but their light slugs did little but smear the Zaku's grey primer. Kasshu drove the Gundam forward, intending to grapple, but Old Exterminator dropped its ersatz bat and leaped lightly back, crossing the plaza and settling gracefully on the other side. For a couple of seconds, the two machines regarded each other silently across the roughly-block-wide plaza. Then, as though a silent signal had passed between them, they both set themselves. Kasshu, still waiting to get some feeling back into his right hand, drew a beam saber with his left. The Zaku reached behind its back, under its now tatter-edged cloak, with its own left hand, and a moment later came out with a gleaming single-bladed axe. "A Heat Hawk!" Kasshu exclaimed at the sight of the Zaku's trademark close combat weapon. The Heat Hawk, a kind of high-temperature vibro-axe, was a devastating weapon in skilled hands, capable of melting, crushing and cleaving armor all at the same time and even dividing enemy units completely in half if the strike were properly aimed... but it was still a metal weapon, and so it had one great disadvantage. "You'll never stop a beam saber with that, my friend!" Kasshu crowed, raising the weapon he'd just named in challenge. "Don't be so sure, Domon," Corwin replied, unable to keep the grin out of his voice. Kasshu grinned himself, for he felt the tingling in his right hand which meant that Shining Gundam's auto-repair systems had recovered from the system shock to the arm's actuators. The PBWs wouldn't work again without shop repairs, but he could use the hand, and that meant... The Mobile Fight Champion flexed his unit's right hand in anticipation, but just as he was drawing breath to speak, the Zaku's pilot stole his thunder. The ancient Zeon suit's thumb moved, pressed down on a button, and the Heat Hawk began to glow with a bright... GREEN light?? On the full public channel, heard by not only his opponent but the audience in the stands, the controllers in the booth, and millions of television viewers, Corwin declared grandly, "This AXE of mine glows with an AWESOME POWER!" Domon Kasshu felt his face beginning to glow itself as a ripple of laughter roared across the live audience. "Its BURNING EDGE tells me to DEFEAT you!" Corwin continued, setting the Zaku in a challenging pose and sweeping the glowing axe across in a dramatic gesture, leaving a fading afterimage of green radiance in its wake. The Zaku surged into motion, much faster than a Zaku was supposed to be able to move, and Kasshu - unable to keep a continued grin from stretching his lips - spurred Shining Gundam forward to meet it. "What do you know," he murmured to himself. "Rain was right - those lines really -do- sound silly when you're not the one saying them." "Now, here I go!" Corwin continued as his mount pounded at top speed across the plaza toward his fast-closing, saber-wielding foe; and then, as they met in the center and Corwin brought the axe sweeping around, he roared, "GETTER HAWK!" The two robots crossed each other's path with a tremendous metallic WHANG and traveled a good twenty yards past each other. Shining Gundam's left arm, from just above the elbow down, kept going in the same direction as Old Exterminator, tumbling to the ground and then skittering off across the cobbled courtyard, fingers still twitching in time with the sparks spitting from the severed cables in the cut-off end. Shining Gundam slowed, then stopped, blue-green lightning crackling over the severed stub of its left arm. Kasshu, teeth gritted, forced down the pain, called up a holocontrol panel and cut the left arm out of the control system so that his own left arm would stop feeling like someone had just cut it off with a red-hot axe. He whirled the unit around, prepared to grab for his remaining beam saber. Old Exterminator, twenty yards away, stumbled to a halt, then fell to its knees and settled back into something like seiza. Kasshu's forehead furrowed in puzzlement. What was he doing? Why was the crowd howling in dismay like that? Cautiously, wary of some trick, he moved Shining Gundam around in an arc, coming around the kneeling Zaku at a decently safe distance - and then he saw. His own strike hadn't been entirely futile. It had failed to return the favor by relieving the Zaku of its arm, but it had scored a -more- telling hit. There was a great smoking furrow torn in the Zaku's side just above the waist rotator, a deep gouge exposing vital inner parts and severing one of the external conduit hoses that ran from the machine's belly reactor to its thruster backpack. Green lightning raced around the wound; occasionally it would spike to exceptionally high levels, at which point the entire Zaku would twitch spasmodically, faint curls of the same green energy sputtering over its entire surface. Its one emerald optic flickered and dimmed in time with the pulses of power. Domon wasn't sure exactly what sort of reactor did -that- when you cut into the side of it, but he wasn't about to argue. He understood now - the audience was howling in dismay because this fight was effectively over, and most of them felt like the final clash had been an anti-climax after the great build-up the battle had given them. He could just shut down, climb out, and give a victory speech... but this had been an honorable and skillful opponent, and he deserved a truly glorious exit, not this ignominious twitching while his reactor bled its power cells to death. "This hand of mine glows with an awesome power," he said, much more softly than he normally did - speaking into the sudden hush that had fallen on the crowd when he raised Shining Gundam's remaining hand. Building the energy up again for the audience, he went on, "Its burning grip -tells- me to DEFEAT you!" "Oh, crap," muttered Corwin to himself as he frantically threw switches and patched circuits in the cockpit of Old Exterminator. "Now, -here I go-!" Kasshu cried. "SHINING FINGER!" Shining Gundam lunged forward, golden energy trailing from its suddenly-blazing right hand, and seized the Zaku by the head, raising it up from its crumpled seiza. Smoke rose as the Gundam's burning hand seared the Zaku's paint. All Corwin could see was golden light, as Old Exterminator's optic was looking straight at Shining Gundam's palm. "Dammit," Corwin snarled. "I'm NOT gonna lose like THIS! Not in front of everybody! Not in front of -Mom-, not in front of -Kozue-, not in front of -Utena-!" Up in Section 127-A of the Battledrome stands, Utena Tenjou felt herself blush scarlet, and also realized she was holding her breath. Next to her, Skuld clenched a fist and stared with an almost laserlike intensity at the twitching grey form of Old Exterminator. She thought she knew what her son was up to in there, and if he could pull it off... Working with the speed and precision of a machine, he completed the modification he was making to the power management panel, and even as he did so, the power it had to manage suddenly increased. The primary core modification he'd made to this old Zaku when transforming it into Old Exterminator was to replace the fusion reactor with the prototype for a new power system he'd devised, one which used the semi-sorcerous power of Cephirean gaolith - G-stone, the most potent natural source of Getter rays ever found - to generate energy on a massive scale. Those Getter rays and their mystic source reacted to sentient emotions, and since G-stone was of Cephiro and Corwin was that world's Pillar, its reaction was doubly strong. In response to his fierce desire for victory, Old Exterminator's wounded GS-Ride reactor suddenly poured power into the testbed Getter Zaku's systems. Severed cables hanging from the gaping wound in the robot's side twitched, writhed, and then jumped together as if magnetized, weaving into each other and forming new traces and junctions. Energy flowed into the old Mobile Suit's limbs and weapons - - and it gushed through a new pathway just opened by Corwin's modifications to the power panel. "Congratulations, mystery man," said Kasshu, his tone sincere. "This has been the only really satisfying fight I've had in a year - but now it's OVER!" Tightening his Shining Finger grip on the Zaku's head, he went on, "ARTICLE ONE of the Mobile Fight Regulations: A unit whose head module is DESTROYED - is DISQUAL" "GETTER BEAM!" Corwin roared, overpowering Kasshu's triumphant voice. Mashing down both of his thumb triggers, he released the energy that had been pouring into the system he had just modified. To Domon Kasshu, it felt like someone had just rammed a red-hot poker into the palm of his hand. A beam of brilliant green energy erupted from the Zaku's monoptic, tore into the palm of Shining Gundam's hand, and clawed its way straight up the arm, tearing, melting, vaporizing gundarium alloy plating, reinforced titanium chassis members, wiring, everything, clean up to the shoulder. Shining Gundam reeled backward as its entire right arm literally exploded from the inside out, scattering yellow-hot chunks of wreckage all over the courtyard. Old Exterminator rose to its feet like a revenant rising from the grave, the Getter Hawk in its left hand energizing again, green lightning still sizzling around its fiercely-glowing monoptic. While Domon Kasshu clutched at his right shoulder and tried not to throw up, the Zaku took a half-step back. Corwin Ravenhair's father hailed from the twentieth century, as did a good many of his father's peers. His mother was very fond of twentieth-century culture herself, despite being the Norn of the Future, and his aunt Urd, the Norn of the Past, practically still lived there, er, then. As a young man with that much twentieth- century influence in his life who had a strong interest in swordplay, he'd seen a particular movie many, many times, as had most of his friends. In addition, a particular adventure of his father's, of which he had heard many times, included a reference to that same movie which had itself become part of the galactic cultural background noise. It thus came as no surprise to anyone who knew him that Corwin was unable to resist the temptation to shout, "There can be only ONE!" as he relieved Shining Gundam of its head. In the sudden dead silence that permeated the arena, as the beheaded, armless Gundam stood wobbling on its feet, the Zaku backed away, stowing its Getter Hawk behind its back again. Then, a decent distance away, it composed itself into a respectful attitude, its cloak falling tidily around it, and bowed to its defeated opponent. Shining Gundam wavered, teetered, and then toppled over backward, crashing down in a huge cloud of dust. The noise of its impact, reverberating through the Battledrome, snapped the crowd out of its reverie, and the cheers washed down over both combatants like the sound of heavy surf. "I! DON'T! F***ING! BELIEVE IT!" Haywire bellowed over the PA system. "OLD F***ING EXTERMINATOR _WINS_! F***ING _A_ MUTHAF***A!" Domon Kasshu climbed from the smoking wreckage of his Gundam, his right arm still trying to decide whether to feel like it was on fire or be numb. He stood looking in blank-faced amazement at the grey Zaku as a service elevator popped out of the street nearby and Rain Mikamura came to his side with a medical tricorder in her hand. "Are you OK?" Rain asked him as she scanned him with the tricorder. "Guh," Kasshu replied. "My arm's still -numb-. Who the hell IS that guy?" "Do you really want to know?" Rain asked as she readied a spray hypo. "Hell, yes," Kasshu said. Rain shot him in the arm with the spray hypo, and as he felt the numbness recede in favor of considerable lingering pain and gasped, wincing, she said blandly, "Corwin Ravenhair." Kasshu shook his head, looking at his crew chief/manager/doctor/ business partner in utter disbelief. "THE Corwin Ravenhair?" he demanded. "Gryphon's son? The Atlas Killer? The Scourge of Task Force Titan?!" "That's the one," said Rain, putting away her hypo. "You knew?" "Mm-hmm," replied Rain detachedly as she ran the tricorder over the rest of him, looking for any hidden injuries. "And you let me fight him? COLD?" "Mm-hmm," Rain repeated, prodding at the side of his head with her fingertips. Kasshu caught her wrist in his good hand and looked her in the eye. "WHY?" he demanded. "Well, frankly, Domon," she snapped, "because you've been such an -asshole- lately that I wanted to see you -lose-." Then, as he stood there gaping, completely astonished, she turned her back and walked away into the elevator. He was still wearing the same sort of expression ten minutes later, having showered and dressed in his street clothes again. He was sitting in the pilots' lounge, holding a cup of coffee, not really watching the crowd disperse through the one-way klaster. Judging by the way Rain had lashed out at him, he must have been wearing on her nerves for quite a while now, and he'd -never noticed he was doing it-. Looking back, though, it was fairly obvious. He'd been pretty much ignoring her since she got him the Battledrome gig. He'd been pretty much ignoring -everything- since she got him the Battledrome gig... The door hissed open. Kasshu turned, hoping it was Rain coming to take his apology, and instead saw a smiling young man in his mid-teens with jagged black hair, one silver shock in front jutting out over a tattoo-circled forehead and laughing ice-blue eyes - Corwin Ravenhair, just as he'd looked on the front page of the Cornet-Scientifer summer before last, after he'd wasted that Earthforce Destroid company on Titan, except he'd looked a lot more serious in that photo. And by his side was a tall, slim, stunning girl with feathery pink hair, blue eyes a few shades darker than his, and a bright smile. She looked familiar, but Domon couldn't place her. "Uh... hi," said Corwin, looking a little awkward under his friendly smile. "I don't want to bother you, I just wanted to come in and say I'm sorry for the stuff I said. You're the real thing. That was a great fight." He held out a hand. "No hard feelings?" Kasshu looked at the hand for a second as if not seeing it; then he shook himself out of his reverie, took it, and pumped it firmly. "Sure," he said. "After the whipping you gave me, where would I get off holding a grudge about -that- stuff?" Corwin's grin lost its traces of uneasiness. "Well, that's good to know. Oh, sorry - obviously you know who -I- am. Domon Kasshu, this is Utena Tenjou," he said, indicating the girl with him. "Nice to meet you," said Utena, shaking his hand in her turn. Domon Kasshu blinked, recognition crossing his face like a shadow; he held onto her hand after he'd finished shaking it, staring hard at her with her his dark pinprick eyes. Utena began to feel more than vaguely uneasy; the expression had a lot of Saionji's old "hyperfocused, and not in a good way" look to it. "Utena... -Tenjou-," said Domon Kasshu as it all fell into place. Utena Tenjou, captain of the IPO Irregular Projects starship Valiant. With that piece of the puzzle filled in for him, it hit Domon like that smoke rocket to the forehead where he'd seen the name "Kozue Kaoru" before; it had been nagging at his subconscious this whole time, but he'd been too annoyed about the accusations leveled by the mysterious boyfriend to give much thought to the identity of the girl writing the letter. "I've been -had-," he said. And then, to Utena's immense relief, he threw back his head and laughed. "Will you guys excuse me for a second?" he said. "Wait right here. I have to go talk to somebody." "Uh - sure," Corwin replied. "Listen - " The door opened again, and a silver-haired man in a suit (and sunglasses, indoors, at night) came in, talking a solid stream around the dead stub of a cigarette. "Domon, baby, that was fantastic. And listen, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think it was really a good thing that you lost - the show was getting predictable, you know? Kid, that Zaku of yours is really something! When can you come back for the big rematch? Not for a couple three weeks, I wouldn't think, let 'em stew for a while, but - " "Murray," said Domon in a quiet voice which nonetheless sliced clean through the suit's stream of jabber, silencing him. "Uh... yeah, Domon?" Domon crossed the room, put a hand on the suit's shoulder, looked him in the eye, smiled, and said, "I quit." "You WHAT?!" Murray blurted. "Domon, baby, you can't DO that! You've got a contract, you - " "Sue me," Kasshu replied, still grinning. "Hey, maybe you can hire the kid to take my place. Now if you'll excuse me?" So saying, he slipped past the suit and disappeared into the corridor. "Domon... " Murray whined, looking blankly at the inside of the door. Then he turned a weak smile to Corwin. "Uh... how 'bout it?" "No thanks," Corwin replied. By an odd coincidence, Rain Mikamura was in her office, throwing stuff at random from her desk drawers into a Stor-All, having just independently reached the same conclusion regarding her career. She wasn't sure what she was going to do next, but what the hell; she was a medical doctor rated for humans and Salusians, a qualified Destroid mechanic, and not a bad pilot herself. She could find -something- to do. The door opened and there was Domon, showered, changed, and looking... vaguely -amused- about something? He chuckled as he saw Rain cleaning out her desk. "What're you, psychic?" "What are you talking about?" Rain asked, her tone cool. Then, her eyes flashing, she went on in a hotter tone, "Or do you mean because you came here to fire me? Well, you -can't- fire me, Mr. Mobile Fight Champion, because I -quit-!" That opened the floodgates, and it was all downhill from there. Rain figured he was probably here to chew her out for setting him up against Ravenhair without telling him, and for calling him an asshole, and she wasn't prepared to have any. She'd had enough of his lousy attitude and his recent habit of ignoring her unless he needed her to do, buy or fix something for him, and, with her stress level at its peak, she wasn't shy about telling him so, either. He stood there and absorbed the barrage for a minute or so; then, still smiling that same little smile (which she was too worked up now to notice), he slowly crossed the office until he was standing right in front of her, smiling down at her as she vented her frustration upward into his face. Then, to her immense surprise, he grabbed the side of her face with one of his lean, strong hands, tipped her chin up, bent down, and silenced her by kissing her - hard. Her rant was instantly cut off in a sort of subvocalized exclamation point; her eyes flew wide open in disbelief, then softened, then slipped shut. When he was done with that, Domon released her, walked around her desk, and said offhandedly over his shoulder, "I just quit myself. This place isn't good for me. Why don't you finish packing and see if you can find us a new place to keep our stuff? I'm sure Murray will throw us out as soon as he realizes I'm serious about quitting. Oh, and Shining Gundam's going to need a lot of repairs, so you'd better order the parts. When you're done with that, c'mon up to the lounge. I'll be talking with Ravenhair." Rain, still a trifle disoriented, blinked and opened her mouth to tell him that this kind of autocratic -bullshit- was -exactly- what she'd just been telling him she was fed -up- with - when she noticed the twinkle in his eyes and the ironic little grin on his lips, understood, and burst out laughing. Domon raised one hand in a negligent little wave and swept out of the office. She found Domon in the lounge, right where he said he'd be, with Corwin and a girl Rain instantly recognized as Utena Tenjou from her picture on the famous "AYE AYE, CAP'N!" issue of the New Avalon Cornet-Scientifer. There were two other people there, too, only one of whom Rain recognized. That one was Chibodee Crockett, the Mobile Fighter from New New York and probably Domon's closest rival in terms of actual fighting ability. Chibodee had a personality that was much better suited to the life of an arena fighter than Domon's; he was flamboyant, a natural showman, with a demeanor that harkened back to the charismatic boxers of the twentieth century. "Man," Crockett was saying as Rain entered the lounge. "You're really quittin'? I can't believe it. I thought you'd stick around until one of us regulars finally brought you down." He grinned. "Always figured it'd be either me or Argo." Domon chuckled. "In your dreams, Crockett," he replied. "Anyway, I might not be gone -forever-. Murray's pretty mad right now, but he'll cool off when he realizes that if he has me back as a guest star now and then he'll double his ratings." Crockett laughed. "So what'll you do instead?" "Beats me," Kasshu said. "I've got quite a bit of money saved up. Maybe I'll buy a second-hand DropShip and just wander around for a while. Go back out to the Rim and hit some of my old haunts, see if they still remember me out there." "Well... good luck," said Crockett, shaking Kasshu's hand. "You better not be a stranger, Salusia." "Oh, I'll come back sometime," Domon replied. "I wouldn't want you guys to forget who's the best." Crockett guffawed. "Yeah, -right-. See you around, Domon." He turned to go, saw Rain, and smiled. "Miss Rain. I guess you'll be leavin' us too, huh?" She smiled. "It looks that way, Chibodee," she said. "Well, you take care of Domon," said Crockett with a wink. "We won't forgive you if he doesn't come back and shake the place up again next sweeps week." Rain laughed. "I'll do my best." "We'll hold you to that!" Crockett cautioned, grinning. Then Rain got her second surprise kiss of the day as the Mobile Fighter planted one on her cheek before striding from the room with a cheery, "Take it easy, you guys!" Rain watched the door shut behind him with a bemused expression, then turned back to the group. The person she didn't recognize, a tall, slender girl who rather resembled Corwin - his sister, perhaps? - got up and smiled at Rain. "You must be Rain? I'm Skuld Ravenhair. We were just going to head over to Tosci's for ice cream. Would you and Domon like to join us?" "So, listen," Domon Kasshu murmured aside to Corwin while the three girls laughed over some shared joke. "I thought you were Kozue Kaoru's boyfriend. That's Kozue Kaoru the asteroid racer, right? I'm kicking myself for not recognizing her name." Corwin chuckled, rubbing at the back of his neck. "Yeah, that's her. It's, uh, kinda complicated," he said. Domon laughed. "What isn't, when women are involved?" he asked rhetorically. "Can I ask you a question?" "Sure," Corwin replied, spooning up some of his marshmallow-on-chocolate sundae. "Shoot." "How'd you revive your Zaku like that?" Domon asked. "I've never seen a unit recover from a reactor hit before." "Ah," said Corwin, grinning confidentially. "Old Exterminator has an experimental power supply I invented. Tonight was actually the first field test." His smile was a satisfied one as he had another spoonful of ice cream and added, "It performed well beyond my expectations." "So it was a -fluke-?" Domon asked incredulously. "Don't flatter yourself," Corwin replied mock-smugly. Domon blinked as the implications of what Corwin had just said, combined with the nature of several of the remodeled Zaku's weapons, struck him. "Holy - ! You mean you actually rode a Getter reactor into combat?! Are you insane?" Corwin grinned. "It's a new type," he said. "A lot more stable than the old Corellian Getter collector systems. Hell, you breached the reactor casing and, aside from screwing up the robot, it didn't do anything. I'm very pleased with the results - pleased enough that I'll probably start work on the full-scale version pretty soon. After tonight, I think I can safely consider the concept proven." "I guess you can!" Domon agreed, sounding impressed. Then, shaking his head, he said ruefully, "My poor Gundam. You totally trashed it... " "No problem," said Corwin with a wave of his hand. "Lend me Rain for a couple of weeks and we'll fix it up better than new." Rain, at the other end of the table, looked over with interest on her face. "I heard my name," she said. "Ravenhair says if he can borrow you for a couple weeks, you guys can fix up Shining Gundam better than new," said Domon, angling a thumb at Corwin. "If you do it, though, you'd better watch yourself," he added with a wink. "I mean, it looks like the kid's got at least two girlfriends already." "DO-mon!" gasped Rain, scandalized, as the two younger people at the table both went red with mingled embarrassment and annoyance and Skuld nearly keeled over laughing. "So it's all set," said Rain as she and Domon prepared to part from the others at the Millrace N station. "The Battledrome salvage carriers will deliver Shining Gundam to your workshop tomorrow, Corwin, and we can get started on Monday." "And I'll start shopping for a DropShip," said Domon. "Hey, listen, kid - thanks for everything. I didn't even realize what a rut I was stuck in until you came along and kicked me out of it." "Thank Kozue," replied Corwin wryly as he shook the Mobile Fighter's hand. "She's the one who sent in that letter." "Oh, if I ever see her, I'll -thank- her all right," said Kasshu with mock annoyance. "You're a hell of a robot jockey, Corwin Ravenhair." "You're pretty good yourself, Domon Kasshu," Corwin replied. "Maybe we'll have to go back to the Battledrome and give your producer that rematch he wants sometime." "That'd be fun - after I've had a chance to sort some stuff out," Domon said. Then, grinning, he added, "-And- after I've given Rain a nice, long vacation." "Mmm, someplace -warm-," said Rain as a January Avalon wind swept down the boulevard. "How about the Crystal Beaches of Borastan?" Skuld suggested. "Ooh!" said Rain. "That sounds -great-." "Borastan it is, then," said Domon. "And when you get back, Mr. Kasshu, look me up," said Skuld. "I might have a... job offer... for you. Corwin will know where to find me." Domon smiled. "I dunno if I'll be looking for a job, Professor, but I'll hear what you have to say. Until then, goodnight, everybody. It was nice meeting you guys." Kasshu descended into the subway. Rain took a couple of step to follow, then turned around, came back to the group, and surprised Corwin by giving him a hug. "Thank you," she murmured in his ear, still holding onto him. "Thank you for bringing Domon back to me." "Uh... you're welcome," he replied. Rain smiled, whispered, "See you Monday," kissed him on the cheek, and then turned and trotted into the subway after Domon, pausing at the top of the stairs to wave to everyone. "I believe I would classify that relationship as somewhat dysfunctional," Skuld observed with an exaggeratedly clinical air. "But, I think they'll muddle through, all the same." Utena and Corwin looked at each other, then broke up laughing. Kozue was asleep when Corwin came upstairs - it was, after all, nearly two in the morning. She didn't wake when Corwin came into the bed corner to grab the extra blankets and stuff for the sofa. (Utena had felt a little weird about crashing at the World Wide Building since Kozue moved in for good, but it hadn't taken her too long to get used to it. What was one more weird dimension to the intersection of her life and Corwin's at this point?) It wasn't until Corwin bade Utena goodnight and climbed into his own bed that Kozue woke. Then, as Corwin got comfortable, she swung partway down, looking under her bunk with her head upside down, and said softly, "Hey." "Hey," Corwin replied. "You were awesome," she whispered, her eyes sparkling in the dimness of the muted Avalon nightglow coming through the gaps in the curtains. "Thanks," said Corwin. "Did the network run the whole fight?" "You bet. I crystallized it. Figure I can make a few bucks selling copies on eBay to people in places where they don't get Avalon 17," she added with an inverted grin. "So what's he like in person?" "Not too bad, actually," Corwin replied. "You're not gonna like this, but he, uh, quit the show tonight." "What?!" Kozue blurted, her voice squeaking as she prevented herself from shouting it. "Why? Because you beat him?" "Sort of... it's complicated. I think he'll be better off, though." "Huh. Well, I'll take your word for it 'til you can explain it. I guess I'll have to start rooting for Chibodee Crockett. Did you meet him?" "Briefly." "Did you ask him what kind of a name 'Chibodee' is?" Corwin chuckled. "It's a stage name. His real name is Jim." "Huh. Hey, is Rain as hot in person?" "Maybe more so," Corwin replied, amused. "She's really nice, too. She's going to be down this way for a couple weeks - I'm helping her rebuild Domon's Gundam. 'S the least I can do, since I trashed it." "Oh -really-," said Kozue, her inverted grin becoming impish. "First you wreck his career, then you steal his woman? You really -are- a Viking." "Kozue... " said Corwin wearily. Kozue giggled. "Sorry, I'm punchy. G'night, Corwin." She disappeared, back up into her own place, then leaned back down for a moment longer and said, "You really -were- awesome. Thanks for playing along." "You're welcome. G'night, Kozue." "G'night, Corwin." Back on Tomodachi, Skuld Ravenhair rose out of the glowing surface of her hot tub, walked across it, and stepped down to the tile surround as the glow faded, leaving the normal water gently steaming again. She paused, considered the tub, looked at her watch, then shrugged, stripped, and climbed into the tub with a long, drawn-out, satisfied sigh. The night's activities had made her more than usually tense. Still, it'd been worth it. It had been a hell of a fight to watch, and even though a person couldn't actually see much more from a seat in the Battledrome than from in front of the TV at home (which was one of the reasons why Kozue had stayed home), there was something satisfying about having been there in person. Again she was filled with a warm glow of pride in Corwin's abilities - and his character as well. He'd handled his victory with such grace, making friends with the man he'd defeated when another might have alienated Kasshu. And, in the process, he'd uncovered a potentially valuable ally. Smiling, Skuld reached to the wall panel next to the tub and punched a button. "Personal memo, Skuld Ravenhair, priority code L," she said. "Domon Kasshu, martial artist and Gundam fighter; and Rain Mikamura, physician-mechanic. Add to the Six List." Then she released the button, punched another which summoned some quiet old-fashioned guitar rock into the room, then settled back into the tub with another satisfied sigh. Life is sweet, she thought, closing her eyes with a smile. Very, very sweet. "Getter Beam!" she murmured softly, giggling. /* The Ventures "Walk, Don't Run" _Walk, Don't Run_ */ Eyrie Productions, Unlimited presented UNDOCUMENTED FEATURES FUTURE IMPERFECT - Symphony of the Sword No. 3 - Entr'acte: Arena The Cast (in order of appearance) Corwin Ravenhair Kozue Kaoru Utena Tenjou Skuld Ravenhair Rain Mikamura Domon Kasshu James Strickland Katherine Bonis Mark Luchini Murray Kronenlicht Chibodee Crockett with a special montage appearance by the Tomodachi Duelists' Federation and Verthandi Wishbringer-Morisato and introducing Shining Gundam and Old Exterminator Fight Promoter Benjamin D. Hutchins Ring Attendants Rob Shannon Kelly St. Clair James Rinehart Round Card Girl Janice Barlow Illicit Sports Gambling The Usual Suspects "Mobile Fighter G Gundam" created by Hajime Yatate and Yasuhiro Imagawa after Yoshiyuki Tomino "Getter Robo" created by Go Nagai The Symphony will return E P U (colour) 2003