Uncovering the Flaws in the Big Pants Paradigm

Derek and I did some research and uncovered several flaws in the paradigm on which big pants are currently made. Here's how most pants manufacturers do it: they take their existing pants designs and just scale them up. When you hit a waist size of around 60, that has several annoying side effects:

The only real advantage to the Big Pants Paradigm is the fact that what, on regular pants, is a dinky watch pocket, becomes a pocket big enough to keep a book in.

Derek was working on a solution for these problems... but for now, big pants wearers will have to go on coping.

Benjamin D. Hutchins