CHAPTER NINE "Could she do it?" Kei asked Yuri, anxiously. "Crash the stock market? Well, sure, I guess. I mean, she controls most of the UG's biggest corporations. All she'd have to do would be to get all of them to dump all of their stock on the market at the same time. Except..." Yuri's voice trailed off as she thought about it. "What?!" yelled Kei. "The stock market can't be crashed that easily. There's safeguards. If the major indices start to fall too fast, they can shut the whole thing down." "How do they shut it down?" "There's this group of officials from the UG Securities and Exchange Commission that would be called into an emergency session. They get together and decide if the situation is serious enough to merit shutting down the market. THAT'S IT!" Yuri leapt to her feet. "Close said that MacPherson was going to meet with some stock market officials, and I confirmed that when I hacked into her datasystem! She's going to detain the guys so they can't shut the market down!" "I'm afraid I still don't understand," said Tarc, who stood behind the girls, scratching his head and looking confused. "But you said yourself that money is power, right?" Yuri asked him. "Yes, but to me, money is gold, jewels, things you can touch. I don't really comprehend the money Nag'sharath manipulates. It's like vapor, without substance." Yuri tried to explain it to him. "See, there are these corporations, powerful entities, that sell pieces of themselves, called stock. This stock is worth whatever someone will pay for it. Since these corporations are very powerful, their stock is worth an awful lot. Just about every company worth anything invests in this stock; so do lots of planetary governments. When the market crashes, all these folks will lose their money." Tarc thought it over, but his expression told Yuri that most of what she had said had gone over his head. She decided to make it simpler. "Okay, imagine this. Suppose an evil sorcerer walked into a large, powerful nation, and cast a spell which caused all the jewels and precious metals in the nation to vanish. What would happen?" Tarc brightened. "Yes, I see. That would be disastrous. And Nag'sharath plans to do something like that?" "Close enough." "Then we must stop her." "How?" asked Kei, angrily. "We're stuck here! You said that yourself." "You're right," Tarc replied. "I misspoke. I'm sorry." He turned and quietly began to walk back to the ship. "Alright, spill it!" Yuri shouted, stopping him in his tracks. Tarc turned back and gave her a confused look. "There's a way for us to get out of here, isn't there? Something you're not telling us?" Tarc was silent for a moment. "No." Yuri glared at him. So did Kei. She wasn't exactly sure why Yuri was glaring at him, but she figured she ought to help. Besides, after last night, she felt like a good glare. "Alright, yes," Tarc admitted. "There is a way for us to get off the island." "Great!" Kei shouted. "What is it?" "There is also a way to turn pig droppings into gold, a way to walk through mountains, and a way to survive a fall from a tall cliff onto solid rock, all of which, in my studied opinion, are much easier to accomplish than the way of getting off this island." "Oh," said Kei, and sat back down. "I still wanna hear it," said Yuri. Tarc smiled cynically. "It's simple. First we distract Nag'sharath, to get her to drop her mystical barrier. Then you teleport us off the island." "Oh," said Yuri, and sat down next to Kei. "I knew there would be problems when you told me MacPherson owned this entire world. Demons such as Nag'sharath can exercise their power effortlessly within their domain. This entire world is her domain. She can keep this island sealed off without even trying." "Then why do you even bother trying to fight her?" Yuri asked. "You make it all sound so hopeless." "Not at all. The trick is not to let her know exactly where you are, to keep the element of surprise. We're much too close for her to be able to sense our location. It would be like trying to read a book held an inch in front of your eyes. That's why she's keeping us here. But since she can't actually sense us, it's impossible to distract her." Kei sighed. "Then it *is* hopeless. Looks like we're gonna lose our money after all, Yuri." "Unless..." Tarc walked to where his Crystal Sword was stuck in the sand and pulled it free. He walked several steps down the shore as Kei and Yuri stared after him. As he stopped, he leveled the blade in the direction of a large boulder jutting out of the sand. Tarc sang, a single, clear, pure note. The sword began to resonate with his voice, forming a harmony that fed back upon itself, becoming more complex and intense. The girls winced and clapped their hands over their ears. Simultaneously, Tarc stopped singing and gave the sword a sharp twist. The tone vanished immediately, replaced by a deafening bang as the rock exploded. "What the hell did you do that for?" Kei yelled over the sound of her ears ringing. Tarc walked over and picked up a handful of fragments. "Damn. They're too big." He dropped the rocks and clapped the dust off his hands. "I can't do it alone. How are your singing voices?" The girls stared at him, dumbfounded. "I don't know. Okay, I guess. Why?" Yuri asked. "If I can increase the force of the blast tenfold, I think I can cause an earthquake." A few minutes later the three of them stood around the sword, which had been inserted back into the ground. "It's not important what note you sing," Tarc said. "It just has to be as clear and pure and loud as you can make it. Now grab the hilt and I'll start." Once all three were touching the sword, Tarc began to sing, the same note he had used before. Yuri joined him, singing a note in a higher register. The sword began to resonate with the harmony, and Yuri could feel it in the soles of her feet. Kei joined in, her note much lower than Yuri's. The sword began making its own music at this point, as the harmony continued to feed back upon itself. The ground began to vibrate. Visible ripples could be seen dancing across the sand. All three continued singing, until the tone from the sword was nearly deafening. Just when Kei thought her lungs would burst, Tarc went silent and pulled the sword out of the sand. There was a loud thump, and they were all tossed a few centimeters off the ground. They waited, but save for the ringing of ears, all was silent. "Is that it?" asked Kei. "Kinda disappointing." Tarc sighed. "Oh, well. It was only a theory after all. Still, I'd had such high hopes. An earthquake within her domain might have been just the distraction we needed." "Why is a distraction enough?" Yuri asked. "I mean, it's not like a simple earthquake is going to stop her from keeping the force-field up." "On the contrary, that's exactly what would happen. Barriers such as this are not self-sustaining. They to be continually defined and sustained by force of will. In the back of her mind, Nag'sharath is continually thinking `barrier, barrier'. The actual effort of producing the barrier is incredibly small, but she must continually put out that effort." "Wait a minute," said Kei, her eyes beginning to light up, "you said the force field had to be continually defined. You mean she has to keep thinking about what the force field does?" "Yes, more or less." "Yes! Great! Yuri, get working on that teleport spell! If this works, I'm gonna give MacPherson a distraction that'll make her head spin!" Kei turned and ran flat-out back to the ship, throwing up clouds of sand in her wake. Yuri stared after her. "`Teleport spell.' Yeah, right. I don't know how to teleport." She turned to Tarc. "How did Efera teleport?" "She didn't. At least not while I was alive." "Gee, that's nice to know," Yuri said sarcastically. "This is ridiculous. I'm *not* a sorceress." "You healed Mughi." "That was different. You showed me how." "I didn't show you anything. The spell I gave you was gibberish, remember?" "But I believed in it!" Yuri stopped and thought about that. "You mean if I find a spell I believe in, I might be able to do it?" Tarc shrugged. "I couldn't tell you for certain. I'm not a sorcerer. But Guruk told me that belief was an important part of any spell. If you could create a spell in which you could believe, or at least suspend your disbelief, perhaps it would work." "Suspend my disbelief..." Yuri blinked. "You know, that gives me an idea. One that's so stupid, it just might work." She ran back toward the ship. "Thanks for the advice!" Tarc looked after her, smiling. "We'll be off this island before dinnertime." Kei stared intently at her monitor screen on the bridge of the _Lovely_Angel_. Her hunch had been correct: they were not as cut off from communication with the outside world as they had believed. MacPherson had cut off their ability to send hyperspace messages, but something as simple and usually useless as an old-style FM signal had been forgotten. She sat crosslegged on her chair as she worked with the few frequencies she had available to her, so absorbed in her work that she didn't even notice Yuri enter the room. Yuri closed her eyes and crossed her arms in front of herself, hands held flat. "Oh, spirits of the earth. Heed me, and release Kei from your bonds." "Huh? Did you say something, Yuri?" Kei moved to press a button on her console, only to find it was half a meter underneath her. "WAAAAH!" "Isn't that cool?!" Yuri shouted gleefully. "I made you weightless!" Kei's arms and legs flayed out in all directions as she tried to stop herself from floating upward. "Yeah, yeah! Really cool! GET ME DOWN!" "Oh, I'm sorry!" Yuri put her hands back into position. "Spirits of the earth, take Kei once more under your dominion." Kei yelled as she fell to the floor on her face. "Owww. Yuri, where the hell did you learn to do that?" "Right here!" Yuri held up a thin book. "It's the Book of Spells from the DungeonQuest game we were playing! I can make the spells work for real! I just have to believe in them enough! I can light fires, make winds, electric bolts--". "Please, no more demonstrations." "You were right, though. I do have to say the words. What are you working on?" Kei told her. Yuri gave a low whistle. "Wow. You're right. If that doesn't distract her, nothing will. Well, I better go practice." Yuri turned to leave. Kei watched her for a moment, then called after her. "Yuri?" Yuri stopped. "Hmm?" Kei fumbled for what she wanted to say. "I... If we don't make it through this one, I--" Yuri was surprised. "What kind of talk is that? Since when have you ever worried about dying on a mission?" Kei started to tell her about the dream she'd had the night before, of all the deaths she'd suffered during Tarc's Game Eternal, of how Tarc never lifted a finger to keep her alive, but she changed her mind. "I just have a real bad feeling about this one. If we don't make it out, I just want you to know... You know..." Yuri smiled. "You don't have to say anything. You're the best friend I've ever had." She laughed. "Besides, if Tarc's right, even if we get killed, we'll still be seeing each other again, right?" Ten of thousands of kilometers above the surface, the _Lewis_and_Clark_ hovered, lifeless and dark, its immense bulk dwarfing the two tiny security ships that escorted it through its orbit. Inside one of the ships, a pilot yawned. He half-heartedly complained to his colleague about the dullness of the work, after all, who was going to steal an eighty-year-old hulk like the _L&C_? His friend admonished him not to question such an easy living, and returned to his nap. Inside the huge relic, an automated technical communications station received a radio broadcast ordering it to come on-line and activate the engines. It attempted to do so, but the engine computer had recently been slaved to a much more efficient warp-controlling system, and so it asked that system for permission to begin engine burn. The much more advanced computers in the warp controllers weren't about to obey their primitive counterparts without more information, so they inquired as to the source of the order, obtained the information from the tech comm station, and reconfigured themselves to receive the primitive FM signal. They then asked the originator of the command for more details. Kei raised her fist in triumph. Then she sent the warp controllers a set of details that would have sent their heads spinning, had they heads to spin. A human would have gulped and asked for confirmation, but the computers obediently executed the commands. A moment later, the bored pilot was frantically shaking his co-worker awake as the _Lewis_and_Clark_ came suddenly back to life. The massive nuclear engines in the rear remained dormant at first, emitting only a dim glow. Thrusters on all sides of the ship did the work, sending the _L&C_ into a lower orbit. Space was alive with frantic conversation, each ship accusing the other of dozing off and letting a hijacker on board. Soon, tracking stations on the surface joined the racket, announcing that the ship was on a collision course for the capital city of Batyra. A little later, and static had drowned out much of the noise. The nuclear engines were no longer dormant, and were glowing brighter with each passing moment. A tractor-ship was diverted from high orbit, but had yet to arrive. The security ships linked up in a desperate attempt to board the craft. The ship had been examined before, of course, but with a ship the size of the _Lewis_and_Clark_, no one had wanted to explore all of it. What had been explored had shown no suitable docking ports. The search was now resumed, in a much more panicked state. It took them only a few minutes to realize it was hopeless. Two men began suiting up for an attempt to board extra- vehicularly, but before they got their helmets on, the _L&C_ struck the atmosphere, rendering that plan useless. The hull of the huge ship began to glow. The glow from the nuclear engines was blinding. The tractor ship arrived and raced ahead of the _L&C_, locking on and pulling with all its might, trying to increase the relic's orbital speed and get it out of the atmosphere. The operation resembled a tick trying to pull an elephant. Still, some progress was made, and it looked like the ship could at least be pulled clear of Batyra, to land in the ocean. The glow of the nuclear engines blotted out the image of the ship, to the point where it looked as if a star was being pulled through the sky. Success! The ship was now over Batyra, but was definitely not going to land there. The population of the city was saved! The pilots cried for joy as they hugged each other. Unfortunately, the celebration was short-lived as, three seconds later, the _Lewis_and_Clark_'s nuclear engines went critical and detonated. A six-megaton blast ripped through Platonia's upper atmosphere, throwing a large chunk into space, never to be recovered. Throughout the city of Batyra, power supplies were cut off like a switch. Electric cars died in the street, office buildings went dark, air traffic lost power and made panicked landings. The shockwave hit the city. As high as the blast was, the concussion still managed to blow out most of the windows in the city, especially the high office towers, showering the city with glass. In her office at the top of the great tower, Nora MacPherson screamed as the entire building shook like a willow in the breeze. In her concentration on keeping from being thrown out the window to her death, she forgot all about maintaining the barrier that surrounded the Lovely Angels and the last Crystal Knight. Kei dropped the bags she was carrying. "Wow. I felt that. It's down, isn't it?" "Yes," Tarc confirmed. "Yuri, I must insist that you hurry." "Okay, okay!" With her middle finger, Yuri drew a short line in the sand. In front of the line, she drew a five pointed star. Behind it, she drew an arrow pointing away. "I sure hope this works." "It will." Both Kei and Yuri were in full uniform, fully armed with both sidearm and grenade belt. Kei dragged the luggage closer to the others. "Well, if it's down, can't we fly the Lovely Angel out?" "It won't be down that long," said Tarc. "And Yuri doesn't believe she can open the gate big enough to get the ship through, which means she can't." "Hey!" shouted Yuri. "It wasn't in the book, okay? Now shut up, both of you. I'm trying to conjure here." Yuri faced the line and folded her arms in the same manner she had used to make Kei weightless. "Lords of light and time and space, respond," she said, making signs with her hands for "light", "time", and "space". Kei threw a glance back at the Lovely Angel. Mughi stared out dolefully from the cockpit canopy. He was almost fully recovered from his poisoning by demon's blood. He had wanted to come along, but the Angels had insisted he stay behind and guard the ship. "Lords of light and time and space, respond. Lords of light and time and space, respond." Nothing happened. Yuri remained calm and continued to repeat the phrase and the hand gestures. Kei fidgeted. Nothing was happening. Any moment now, the barrier could come back up, and they didn't have a hope of distracting MacPherson again, even assuming she didn't nuke the island in revenge. Kei wanted to say something, but she knew that would break Yuri's concentration, and so she remained silent. "Lords of light and time and space, respond," Yuri repeated. And repeated. And repeated. The fiftieth time she said it, something happened. The sand in the line she had drawn began to move, as if blown by the wind. But there was no wind, and the sand was being blown outward from both ends of the line. The sand flew up, up, and over, forming an oval that was just big enough for a man to walk through. Yuri went silent, but did not open her eyes. The view through the oval of sand became cloudy, until it impossible to see through. Then the view cleared. Kei looked through the oval and saw Batyra, instantly recognizable by the huge tower. Things looked pretty bad over there. Kei swallowed as it hit her that she might have overdone it a bit. "Okay," said Yuri. "It's stable. But I don't know how long I can hold it." Indeed, the effort was showing. Beads of sweat rolled down her neck. "Let's go," Tarc said. He picked up the bags Kei had packed and tossed them through. The view of the city on the other side of the gateway shook violently. Yuri yelped, and sand began to fly off the gate in all directions. "Wait! Wait! Something's wrong!" "No time!" Kei shouted, and pushed both Yuri and Tarc through, before falling through herself. Kei fell in every direction at once. Around her, she saw what she might have thought were Heaven and Hell, had she believed in such places. Her body was a mathematical point. Then it filled the entire universe. She screamed and heard herself from a far-off distance. Reality stretched, warped, bent, fractured, reformed, before finally spitting her up, like a wad of phlegm, onto a cold hard surface. "Ohhh," Kei groaned. "Mommy, please don't make me go on that ride again." She opened her eyes and saw a blur. She shook her head to clear it and tried again. This time what saw made her go "Ohhhhh, shit!!" Tarc and Yuri were nearby, equally unconscious. The luggage was nowhere to be seen. Kei shook Yuri. "Wake up, you idiot!" "Whuh? Where are we?" "Congratulations, Yuri!" said Kei, sarcastically. "You teleported us fifteen meters! We're on the bridge of the Lovely Angel!" "Then where's Mughi?" Kei blinked. Yuri had a point. Mughi should have been all over them, licking their faces and whining. Tarc sat up, inquired as to his location and was told. "That doesn't seem possible. I've been teleported before, and I can tell you with some certainty that we traveled more than fifteen meters." Kei held up a hand. "Wait." "What is it?" asked Yuri. "Someone else is on board." The three listened and heard at least three voices, coming closer, voices that were oddly familiar. "We better hide," said Kei. "I have a sinking feeling I know who's coming, though I'll be damned if I know how." The three of them crammed into a storage locker and waited. The mystery of Mughi's absence was solved as he lumbered onto the bridge, followed closely by another set of Lovely Angels, also in full uniform. The other Kei walked to the main console and did a few routine checks. "Kei," said the other Yuri, "don't you think it's a bit extreme to go out there fully armed? I mean, it's only the media we're talking about here." "That's exactly why! The only language the media understands is violence. It improves their ratings. Nothing like a good blast through the ceiling to shut up a nosy reporter. Or between the eyes." Yuri sighed. "I don't even see any reporters out there." "They'll be there," said Kei. "Okay, we're ready. Mughi, you stay here and take care of the ship." Mughi nodded and yawned. The Angels walked off the bridge calling to Tarc that it was time to leave. The Angels in the closet stared in disbelief. "That's exactly as I remember it," said Kei. "We must have gone back in time two days," said Yuri. "It would explain where the bags went," said Tarc. "I put them through before the gate collapsed." "Well, let's get out of here," said Kei. Yuri grabbed Kei by the shoulder. "Wait! If Mughi notices you, it'll change history! Who knows what'll happen then?" "Gee, you're right. We'd better wait for Mughi to fall asleep. Shouldn't take long." An hour and a half later, Mughi finally dozed off. Kei, Yuri, and Tarc walked out of the closet, wincing in obvious pain as about a billion tiny demons performed phantom acupuncture on their every limb. "You stupid furbag," whispered Kei, then froze as Mughi moved. His sensitive nose sniffed the air, didn't notice anything out of the ordinary, and he didn't wake up. He smacked his lips and started snoring. The three of them moved off the bridge, where they could safely talk. "Well? What do we do now?" Kei asked. "I think it's obvious," said Yuri. "We grab as much stuff off the ship as we can that we know our old selves won't miss. Then we grab a hotel room and formulate our plan of attack." "Get a hotel room? With what?" "With this." Yuri reached into her pocket and pulled out the debit card MacPherson had given her. Kei's eyes lit up. "You brought it with you! Yuri, I could kiss you!" "Kei, not in front of Tarc," Yuri joked. Tarc thought it over. "Then when the two days have passed again, we take Nag'sharath completely by surprise with a complete plan. I agree. Let us begin." "Just a moment," said Kei. "Let me fetch something that I know won't be missed." She disappeared and returned a moment later with a portable hyperspace transmitter. Goulet wiped his brow. He took a swig from his bottle of antacid, found none left, and tossed it in the wastebasket with the rest of his empties. He wondered what he'd done to deserve this. Just when his life had seemed to take a turn for the better, it had now become the worst in recent memory. For the seventh time, Goulet replayed the message. On the viewscreen appeared a rather nice hotel room. Inside the room were Kei, Yuri, and the red-haired man Goulet recognized from the newscasts. The man sat on a bed and looked impassive, but the Lovely Angels practically fell all over each other in their joviality. "Hiiiii," sang Kei. "Remember us? You're probably looking all over the galaxy for us, huh? Well, guess what? We're on Platonia!" "That's right!" Yuri chimed in. "And something really interesting is going to happen in two days! It would be a real shame if the 3WA missed it." "Yeah, I'd send someone over ASAP!" "Remember," said Yuri, "that's Platonia, in two days!" "See you soon!" they said in unison. The message ended. Having run out of antacid, Goulet moved to pain-killers. He popped a handful in his mouth. What Kei and Yuri had no way of knowing is that, while all the time they were fretting about a life of being chased by their former employers, they were actually in no such danger at all. Goulet had carefully suppressed the true facts of the case. Yes, Kei and Yuri had indeed stolen the _Lovely_ Angel_, but that was simply because they were under orders to pursue the suspect who was about to steal the _Lewis_and_ Clark_. The Angels' actions were regrettable, but necessary due to an inability to cut through the red tape needed to free their ship. No pursuit of the Angels had since been ordered. Goulet had concocted this elaborate lie in order to give the Dirty Pair time to escape before the truth of the situation became known. Goulet had every confidence in the Pair's ability to never be found again. He would at last be free of his curse. Oh, but no. They decided to contact him. Sending a message in which the so-called criminal appears in the room with them, obviously not under arrest. In which they state flat out that the 3WA is "looking all over" for them. Worse, although it was addressed for him, they sent it in a code that could be deciphered by any 3WA organization. Eventually, someone was going to ask him questions. Questions he didn't want to answer. Goulet felt his career begin to loosen from his grasp. He hit the comm panel on his desk and punched up Transportation. "I need to go to Platonia," he said to the aide who answered. "Certainly, sir. We have a flight to that sector scheduled for--" "Now." "Now, sir?" "Now." "Uh, o-okay," the aide stumbled. "Let me see if I can find a warp shuttle available..." "How fast?" "Sir?" "How fast can I get there?!" shouted Goulet angrily, causing the aide to shrink back from the screen. "The...the entry time to the Platonia system is four days, sir." "Don't give me that crap! I used to be a pilot myself. That entry time isn't set in stone!" "Well, uh..." The aide thought about it. He also sweat a great deal. "Um, the smaller the ship, the closer you can get, so the less entry time. Plus, if you know the system, you can avoid the major gravity wells, and shave a little more time off. But it's *really* dangerous, sir!" "What's the minimum time?" "Well, if we give you the smallest warp shuttle we have, and if you cut it as close as possible, maybe thirty-six hours." "Great. Have it ready in an hour. I'll be flying it myself." The aide nearly fell over backwards. "W-w-what?! Sir, this is highly irregular." "I know. I know," Goulet said. "Hopefully, in two days, it will all make perfect sense." To me as well, he added to himself. Kei took a breath to calm herself. She still didn't believe what she was about to do. Yuri had warned her about the dangers of altering history. In one of their previous adventures, they had had experience with time travel, so they both knew the potential problems. Screw with history, and you can create duplicates of yourself, or worse, erase yourself from existence. And yet, here she was, about to enter the hotel room where she and Yuri were sleeping. Just a few minutes earlier, Tarc had woken her up and asked her to join him in his battle against Nag'sharath. She had refused and fallen back asleep. In twenty minutes, she would wake up and frantically wake Yuri. Passing for herself, she had obtained a spare key from the front desk. Kei opened the door, as slowly and quietly as she could. She looked inside. There she was, sleeping soundly, as was Yuri. On the nightstand next to Kei's bed was what Kei had come for: the white medallion Tarc had been given upon their arrival on Platonia. "What's the big deal?" Kei had asked. "It's just a piece of jewelry." "Hardly," Tarc replied. "As I said before, it's the equivalent of a flag of truce. When I, or any of us, wear it, Nag'sharath is not permitted to harm us, provided we do not attempt to harm her. I believe it may prove useful if we have to liberate hostages." "What makes you think Nag will obey it?" asked Yuri. "For the same reason she won't use her magic to harm us now. She's trying to avoid being evil, to avoid empowering me. Besides, she obeyed it when we met in the hotel." "How do you know it's in the room?" Kei asked. "I don't remember seeing it there. Of course, I didn't look for it." "I left it there in the hope it would protect you somehow. When Nag's demon guards took you back to your room, they probably took it with them." "Well, then, taking it would alter history, right?" Kei said. "Yes, but not in any way that applies to us. I don't remember seeing it after I left it in your room. For matter, aren't we altering history simply by standing here?" Kei fidgeted. Tarc looked her in the eyes. "Please?" he asked, gently. And she had said "Okay." She hated herself for that, but dammit, she did like the guy. Creeping forward, not daring any but the shallowest of breaths, she moved toward the medallion. The Kei in the bed rolled over, causing her to freeze. No other signs of consciousness were evident, though, so Kei took another step forward. No wonder she had never seen it, she thought. Tarc had placed it behind her clock. Cautiously, she wrapped her fingers around the medallion. No problem. Now to get out as quietly. As she lifted the medallion, the chain caught in the clock's power cord. The clock clunked to the carpet. Kei woke up with a start and stared right into Kei's face. "Whuh the hell?" thought Kei. "You're dreaming, Kei." "Oh. Yeah. Thazz godda be it." Kei rolled over and went back to sleep. Kei sighed in relief, quietly. She looked at Yuri, who had evidently slept right through the whole thing. "Sleep well, girls," she muttered. "You're gonna have a hell of a day tomorrow." A day went by. Kei went to answer the door. "Room service!" announced the man on the other side. "Goody goody!" shouted Kei. "Gimme that!" "Um, ma'am, while I'm here, I've been instructed to inform you that the neighbors have complained about the noise." "Tell 'em to shove it," Kei said cheerfully. "We'll be out of here in a day anyway." As Kei slammed the door in his face, the man looked incredibly relieved to have heard that. The room was not quite in the same state it had been in when the message for Goulet had been recorded. The cleaning staff had not been allowed in, so the room was a morass of twisted bedsheets and dirty clothing. "Hey, everyone! Continental breakfast!" Kei yelled. "Great," said Yuri. "I could use one of those donuts." The hotel room had been set up as command central. Yuri had gone out and bought a sketch board, which was now filled with everything they knew about MacPherson and her tower. "The problem," said Tarc, between sips of orange juice, "is that we don't know exactly where she's holding or going to be holding the delegates from this stock market you speak of." "Maybe not," said Kei, her mouth full of donut, "but I know who does." There was a knocking at the door. "GO AWAY!" shouted Kei. The knocking repeated, so hard it shook the door. "Oh, fer crissake," said Kei. She walked over and threw the door open. "We don't want any-- uhhhh...." Goulet stormed into the room, looking so furious smoke could almost be seen curling from his ears. "This... had... better... be... GOOD!" A piece of donut fell out of Yuri's mouth. "Wow. How the heck did you get here so fast?" "Let's just say I'm lucky to be alive." Kei wrinkled her nose. "Not to put a damper on this swell reunion or anything, but you don't smell very good." "Of COURSE I smell bad, you DITZ!" Goulet bellowed. "In order to get here in two stinking days like you `requested', I had to come in a ship that was so blasted small, it didn't even have room for luggage! I haven't bathed or changed my clothes in two days! Or eaten," he added, rushing over to the tray and shoving donuts into his face. "Hey!" said Kei. "You better pay for those!" "We, uh, really weren't expecting you until at least this evening," said Yuri. "How did you know where we were?" "The comm and the menu," said Goulet, crumbs flying out of his mouth. He pointed to a table. Sure enough, the room service menu had the name of the hotel written on it, and the comm number was the same as the room number. "Now," he said, regaining some semblance of composure. "Would someone mind terribly telling me what the HELL is going on here?" "It's kind of a long story," said Yuri. "Then for starters," Goulet said, looking straight at Tarc, "who the hell are you?" "Tarc Meridian." Goulet stared at him. "Tarc... Meridian?" he asked. Then he passed out. He revived a moment later, with the help of Kei, who threw some water in his face. Coughing, he sat up. "Are you okay," asked Yuri. "I am perfectly fine, Efera," he replied, startling the hell out of Yuri. "Tarc, you fool, did you really think I would give Efera such a spell and not make myself a part of it?!" Tarc looked at him. "Guruk?" "Of course!" said Efera's mentor. "Well, well," said Kei, with a nervous laugh. "Looks like the gang's all here." END CHAPTER NINE