10.  Someone takes you horseback riding.  When the horse goes "neigh", 
     you agree with him.

 9.  On Valentine's Day, instead of buying your girlfriend lingerie, you
     buy her a tiger-striped bikini and plastic horns.

 8.  All your pets are named Jingoro or Mughi.

 7.  You burst out laughing if someone offers you some lemon creme pie.

 6.  Your financial priorities are as follows:  VCR repair, anime LDs,
     anime tapes, posters, artbooks, BGM CDs, pla-models, food, ...

 5.  You take out a loan to go to the Anime Expo.

 4.  You and your girlfriend are sharing an intimate moment.  At the moment
     of truth, you refer to her as "Kei".

 3.  You shout out "Darling no baka!" in your sleep.

 2.  You think the space station is a cool idea because the astronauts
 might turn into newtypes.

 1.  You know what "otaku" means!