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About Eyrie Productions



EPU Headquarters

Eyrie Productions, Unlimited was founded in 1991 by three WPI students, though its origins begin many years before that. Its first official headquarters was room 401 in WPI's Morgan Hall dormitory. For the full story of the early days, see our official Secret Origin:

Inchoation: The Secret Origin of Gryphon and Eyrie Productions

In the intervening years, EPU's headquarters has changed places many times. Currently, its spiritual home is a 1971 Airstream Overlander parked somewhere in Maine. EPU has small offices all over the country and has recently announced international expansion with the opening of an art design bureau in Canada!

Eyrie Productions' World Wide Web presence came about in October of 1995. Back then, the site was located at www.eyrie.net, and was actually a fan-run site, registered, created, and maintained by our friends at JuraiNet. Eventually, as my wherewithal for web projects and eventually server hosting increased, I was able to slowly take over first the administration and then the hosting of the site. In 1998 I registered eyrie-productions.com for the sake of compliance with RFC 1591. (Granted, I'm the only one involved who actually cares about RFC 1591 - Network Solutions certainly doesn't - but I digress.)

Today, www.eyrie-productions.com is graciously hosted (and the server administered) by friend-of-the-show Dave "donnerjack" Lawson, in an Undisclosed Location somewhere on the Atlantic seaboard of the United States.

This is eyrie-productions.com version 3.4. Version 3's look and feel were conceived by me, then designed and created with 403 Forbidden Web Design; the underlying code was adapted by Dave to work on his more modern web server. Version 3.0 went live at 1:21 AM EDT on Thursday, August 26, 1999.


version 3.3 © 2001
Eyrie Productions, Unlimited
Benjamin D. Hutchins
E P U (Colour)

Apache is the official World Wide Web server engine of Eyrie Productions. GNU Emacs 19.34.1 is the official text editor of Eyrie Productions. PSP is the official paint program of Eyrie Productions. Pepsi-Cola is the official beverage of Eyrie Productions. The Home Depot is the official home improvement warehouse of Eyrie Productions. John Woo's Hard Boiled is the official extremely violent movie of Eyrie Productions. Jackie Chan is the official stunt double of Eyrie Productions. Dodge Neon is the official compact car of Eyrie Productions. Saturn SL2 is the official not-quite-so-compact car of Eyrie Productions. 1962 Chevrolet Impala is the official not-at-all-compact car of Eyrie Productions. Jeep Cherokee is the official sport utility vehicle of Eyrie Productions. Plymouth Prowler is the official No-Go Showboat of Eyrie Productions. Chrysler PT Cruiser is the official Modern-Day Funkmobile of Eyrie Productions. Simenon is the official French mystery author of Eyrie Productions. Saab is the official weird, quirky European car company of Eyrie Productions. Hudson Hornet circa 1954 is the official cool old car of Eyrie Productions. John Force is the official favorite drag racer of Eyrie Productions. Batman is the official Dark Avenger of the Night of Eyrie Productions. Minidisc is the official obscure audio format of Eyrie Productions. Blackberry is the official candle scent of Eyrie Productions. Johnny Rockets is the official 1950s-style burger joint of Eyrie Productions. The Powerpuff Girls are the official cute superhero idols of Eyrie Productions. Utena Tenjou is the official Duelist of Eyrie Productions. AIBO is the official neat gizmo with major long-term potential social consequences of Eyrie Productions. Sakura from Ninja Cadets! is the official ninja of Eyrie Productions. ("Ninja!") The Bangor and Aroostook Railroad is the official railroad of Eyrie Productions. Rosati's Pizza in Rolling Meadows, Illinois is the official inconveniently distant pizzeria of Eyrie Productions. They Might Be Giants are the official wacky band of Eyrie Productions. The Red Line is the official MBTA subway line of Eyrie Productions. 781 is the official area code of Eyrie Productions. Ludo fore putavimus, the official motto of Eyrie Productions, is Latin for "We thought it would be fun." Latin is the official dead language of Eyrie Productions. Jer Johnson is the official guy who knows Latin of Eyrie Productions. Roses are the official flowers of Eyrie Productions. All trademarks belong to their respective holders. All rights reserved. Void where prohibited. Practice traffic calming.